Please read this! The story is written for fun - I do not intend to offend anyone. If it happens, I’m really sorry, I never meant that to happen.

Disclaimer:  Nope, I don’t own Beyblade. Takao Aoki does. Neither do I own the Pokemon characters, who will have a guest appearance. Frauke/The Prostitute is mine though.

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The Grumbling Room: Chapter 30

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-         Why am I the most often raped girl?! – huffed Mao, crossing her arms under her breasts.

-         You’re the most shapely one? – suggested Ivan. – And I’m not the only one who noticed that. – he added looking meaningfully at Rei. The black-haired neko-jin bared his fangs and hissed.

-         Shut up pipsqueak. – he said in a dangerous voice.

-         Don’t threaten my teammate! – barked Yuri. – Anyway, I think it’s ‘cause you obviously like Cat-boy here. For some weird reason certain fanfic writers think rape is a good start for a relationship… Not with the rapist! You get the picture, don’t you?

-         Yes. – she glared at the redhead. – I’m not stupid.

-         I never said I thought you were! You’re over-reacting!

-         Now I wonder why the rape victim gets over it so fast? – mused Kai. – As far as I know it can take years for such a person to recover. And some of them never do.

-         Some of them aren’t able to have sex anymore or aren’t able to feel pleasure while having it. – added Yuri.

-         And male victims of paedophile might grow up to be impotent. – chimed up Ivan. – They must secretly hate us since there are so many kid-rape fics.

-         Hey, do you know some people think we are Japanese? – chimed up Kiki, trying to distract Mao, who was still throwing murderous glances at the Russian captain. – I mean Baifuzu team.

-         Well, we do have Japanese and not Chinese names. – answered his ex-teammate.

-         But it’s stated quite obviously we are Chinese! Not to mention we wear Chinese clothes. – quarreled the small neko-jin.

-         I find it as annoying, but what can we do? – the raven-haired boy shook his head.

-         You have problems! – snorted Boris. – Almost every kid who writes about us, says it’s winter. We also have summers, dammit!

-         Yeah. Up to thirty degrees Celsius. – added Ivan. – In Moscow I mean. Russia is big so there are warmer places… But even on Siberia there is summer. Short – yeah, but still.

-         And Moscow isn’t in Siberia to start with. – huffed Yuri annoyedly.

-         Let’s get this straight. – Takao sniggered. – People say the only season in Russia is winter and that’s wrong. There are other season and it summer it can get rather hot.

-         Yeah genius. That’s what we’ve been trying to tell. – growled Boris.

-         At least I can express myself clearly. – huffed the blue-haired boy.

-         I wonder… - Kai frowned. – How come those two announcers – Brad Best and AJ Topper see our bit-beasts? Normally, people can’t.

-         They were inserted by the Americans. – said Rei, as if it would explain the whole thing.

-         They do since adults believe kids are stupid and think that the children wouldn’t understand what’s going on without additional help. – snorted Ivan.

-         Well, I may be young, but I’m not stupid. – growled Kiki.

-         They are quaking from fear. – mumbled the short Neo Borg while looking at the fuming small Chinese.

-         Ha-ha. You heard Rai got paired up with Mariam?

-         Well, maybe it would make him act less over-protective? – commented Mao.

-         Girls. – the blue-haired Russian rolled his eyes. – You know they pair you up with Kai?

-         He’s a jerk! – the girl stated firmly.

-         I like you too. – answered the aforementioned teen with sarcasm.

-         What about me and Zeo? – piped up Takao. – Can’t they leave ant of my friends alone?

-         No. – Kai answered as if stating the obvious. The blue-haired ‘blader glared at his captain and prepared to jump at him.

-         Will you two stop? – growled Rei. – It’s getting boring.

-         For you. – the two boys answered and started chasing each other around the room yet again. Suddenly, Takao stopped looking pale and unlike himself.

-         I remembered something horrible! – he exclaimed.

-         What? – the other room guests chorused.

-         Somebody paired me up with my older brother!

 There was a moment of silence during which the others plainly gaped.

-         This is wrong. – stated Mao. – And I mean it.

-         Makes you wonder if any of them thought if they’d like to fuck their brother? – growled the blue-haired boy. – I think not.

-         But we are fictional characters, so you can they can do everything they want with us. – snarled Yuri.

-         They pair you up with Kane too, Kinomiya. – commented Kai.

-         Love is for silly girls. – the tanned Japanese replied and got immediately clobbered by Mao.

-         Who’s silly here? – she hissed.

-         He was talking about Hiromi. – chuckled Rei. – I swear they’re going to be one fine marriage.

-         Yeah? Well, you and Mao won’t be far behind. – answered the younger BBA Team member.

-         At least we don’t quarrel. – snarled the neko-jin.

-         Yeah… You admire “sights”. – Ivan commented with an annoying smirk.

-         You under-grown!.. – Mao started to fume, when Yuri patted her head in a paternal manner.

-         There, there… He’s jealous. – he said.

-         Well, it’s not as if you were much better. – the cat-girl hissed.

-         Spasiba. – the redhead answered in his maternal language and bowed.

-         It wasn’t anything perverted. – assured Kai. – He only said thank you.

-         Why you!.. – the girl almost started yelling, when the door got opened to reveal a boy in his early teens carrying a yellow hamster-like creature. He was followed by an orange-haired girl, who was holding and egg-like animal and a black-haired teen with closed eyes.

-         Pika! Pika! - the yellow animal “said” cheerfully.

-         Oh! – the black-haired teen sighed and hearts appeared in his eyes. He run up to Mao and grabbed her hand. – Did somebody tell you are beautiful?

 Rei almost leaped at him, his fangs bared, but Kai managed to catch him. The Chinese struggled, yet the dual-haired teen proved to be stronger.

-         Let me go! – he yelled.

 Meanwhile Mao slapped the boy.

-         Don’t you stare at my breasts! – she hissed.

 Just a moment later the orange-haired girl clobbered the teen.

-         Quit it, you Romeo for three pennies. – she growled.

-         Toge~pi! – the egg-like creature cheered.

-         See Rei. She didn’t need your help. – chided Kai.

-         Shut up Kai. – growled the nekojin.

-         How can we be crossovered with a show where there are no Pokemon or any similar creatures?! – Ash was shocked.

-         Bloody slavers. – mumbled Boris.

-         Yeah! – Kiki chimed in. – How can you force those poor things to fight like that? It’s almost like those dog- or cock-fights!

-         Well, at least it’s smarter than solving every problem with a toy. – huffed the orange-haired girl.

-         At least no animals get hurt. – replied Mao.

-         Well, we don’t have homicidal maniacs running around! – retorted the black-haired kid.

-         I resent that! – Boris growled. – You take it back or you’re Falborg’s new toy!

-         Pipe down Cotton-Muffin. – Yuri patted the lavender-haired teen and looked at the Pokemon characters. – Those freaks are already going, aren’t they?

-         We’re freaks? Look at yourself, then talk! – growled the black-haired boy.

-         Will you stop?! – Mao hissed, suddenly turning even more cat-like – and not in a fluffy kitten way.

-         We’ll be going! – squeaked the tanned teen, grabbing the boy and girl. He dragged them out in record time.

-         You know what Takao? – Kai said. – You remind me of that Ash sometimes…

-         I feel honoured. – muttered the blue-haired boy.

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 The door opened abruptly revealing three figures - a red-haired man with a beard, another man who bore an uncanny resemblance to Balkov and a black-haired woman. They entered the tea-house, while Souichiro observed them boredly and the Russian glared at the man who looked similar to him.

-         Is something wrong? – inquired the red-haired man.

-         No, of course not. – answered the elder Japanese and hissed in Balkov’s direction. – Stop doing that.

 But the Russian didn’t pay attention.

-         I was the first to create artificial bit beasts! – he hissed.

-         Well, mine were better! – answered Gideon.

-         Really? Then why did they all loose?

-         Erm… I have better style! – Gideon answered, showing proudly his pseudo-romantic suit.

-         Yes. Of course. – Balkov said monotonously.

-         I don’t think those two will get along. – commented Souichiro Hiwatari.

-         I don’t we will either. – observed Doctor Zaggart in a similar tune.

-         Oh?

-         You can’t bring up children. – stated the scientist.

-         Well, at least I didn’t change my grandson into an android.

-         I did not change him. I built him to replace my dead son. – the red-haired man growled. – And I dare say, your grandson is mentally closer to robot than my son.

 Before another quarrel could erupt the door swung open and three figures appeared.

-         Prepare for trouble!

-         And make it double!

-         To protect the world from devastation!

-         To unite all people within our nation!

-         To denounce the evils of truth and love…

-         To extend our reach to the stars above!

-         Jessie!

-         James!

-         Team Rocket blasts of at the speed of light…

-         Surrender now or prepare to fight!

-         Meowth! That’s right!

 The three assumed a pose, however the villains from Beyblade were far from being impressed.

-         What was that supposed to be? – snorted Balkov.

-         Now, when I was young, young ladies didn’t run around in such improper clothes. – stated Souichiro Hiwatari.

-         And when was that? – muttered Doctor Zaggart. – When the dinosaurs ruled the world?

-         I think they don’t like us Jessie… - muttered the man.

-         They’re only jealous because we’re better looking and have a better entrance.

 Doctor K. growled at the comment about looks and pulled out her gun from thin air.

-         Hasta la vista, muchachos! – she yelled while starting to shoot.

 The three had developed very quick reflexes while hunting for Pikachu and – although they never work when trying to catch the yellow Pekomon – they allowed them to run away unhurt.

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 Frauke seemed to be very engrossed in the game she was currently playing and it took some time for her to notice that she was watched.

 - What should I talk about?.. Death fics? Sounds like a good idea. The easy thing about those is that the author knows what he/she is aiming at. He/she wants to write a good deal of angst and make some characters cry – hopefully the readers too. 

 Death fis can be divided in two categories: suicide fics and natural/accident death fics. The first one usually concentrate on the person committing suicide – they describe their feelings, their reasons for suicide. The most usual form for those is first person narrative.

 Sometimes they also show the person who finds the corpse or the suicidal one – and depending on what happened we either get more angst or it usually turns into love story. Funnily enough it seems to be the lover/love interest of the victim most of the time. Why friendship fics with this motive are scarce I don’t know.

 The accidental/natural death fics focus at the characters which aren’t dying. The purpose of those is to show how others suffer. Of course the dying person might have something to “say” if it’s one of those long sicknesses.

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A/N

 The fanfic about Max raping his mother had a higher purpose than freaking honest readers out. This is why I won’t bitch about it ever again. Sorry!

 

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