I’m using
the Japanese names:
Takao =
Tyson
Kai = Kai
Kiki = Kevin
Ivan = Ian
Yuri = Tala
Mao = Mariah
Rai = Lee
Boris =
Disclaimer:
Still don’t own Beyblade. And I still don’t try to offend anyone.
The Grumbling Room: Chapter 2
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Oh,
you mean some pairings, right? – Kiki raised his eyebrow – the visible one. –
Well they can get annoying...
Kai
snorted. Takao groaned, while both Ivan and Yuri rolled their eyes.
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I
just “love” those stories. – said Kai, his voice dripping with sarcasm – Here I
am, all mean and myself and all out of the sudden I change into a cute, sappy and
whinny puppy. All because I supposedly fell in love with someone. Mainly Rei –
Mr. I-Am- So-Obviously-In-Love-With-Mao-And-Am-The-Only-Person-Except-For-Rai-Who-Doesn’t-Notice-It.
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Or
me – grumbled Yuri – As if I would like you, in the first place. The only
conversation, we had during the series, ends up in quarrel, for Christ’s sake.
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YOU
were the one, who was yelling here. – cut Kai in – It was pretty one-sided for
a quarrel.
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Yeah,
whatever. – growled Yuri. – I still say haven’t got a single reason to complain.
I am the one, who gets beaten and raped all the time. And I get all wimpy in
all those stories. Do I have sign “Hurt me” on my forehead, which is visible
only for writers or what?!
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Well,
they make me wimpy, too! – snarled Kai. – So don’t try to be so important with
that whining of yours!
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You’re
the one who’s whining! – barked the red-head Demolition Boy.
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No!
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Yes!
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No!
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Yes!
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And
I’m supposed to be the immature one Kai. – Takao suddenly piped in. – I get
paired up with you too. And I can’t say I enjoy it.
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Well,
neither can I. You’ re annoying, loud, immature, eat to much and sleep to long.
– answered Kai.
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Like
you’re so perfect! – replied the other Bladebraker.
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Actually,
they sound like an old couple now. – whispered Ivan to Kiki.
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You
bet. – grinned the short White Tiger.
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Big
deal! They make me sleep with Balkov. – Yuri suddenly interrupted Kai’s and
Takao’s argument. – I bet that old goat never got laid in real life anyway.
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Is
it another example of that “Hurt me” sign, which only writers see on your forehead?
- >asked Kiki.
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Not
always. In some I even enjoy that. – said the taller Demolition Boy with
a sour expression.
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Lolita’s
complex? – suggested Takao.
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Don’t
do that too often, okay? – pleaded Kai.
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What?
– the shorter Bladebraker looked confusedly at his captain.
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Don’t
say things which are complicated and aren’t exactly common knowledge. –
answered the tattooed teenager. – I’d have to change my opinion on you too
early.
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I
thought you already did? – Takao gave Kai a hurt look.
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On
your beyblading skills – yes. – Kai smirked. – On your intelligence – no.
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Meanie!
– the boy in the baseball cap stuck his tongue out.
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Are
they always like this? – wondered Yuri.
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Dunno,
ask their team. – suggested Ivan. – Anyway, I say, you three don’t have much to
complain about. I don’t get paired with anyone!
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And
I get only when somebody is probably bored out of his or her mind. – piped Kiki
in. – But, on the other hand I don’t really mind. This way there’s a smaller
risk I will “fall in love” with, say, Boris. (Boris/Bryan not Boris Balkov)
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This
one is ridiculous. – said Ivan. – Who on Earth would be that
nutty to go out with that psycho?
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Dilandau’s
fans? – suggested Takao.
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Who’s
that? – Yuri stared at the Japanese boy, puzzled.
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A
character from another anime. – informed him the Bladebraker.
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Well
at least we don’t get that silly fics as the Majestics. – said Kai.
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Yeah,
- nodded the taller Russian – some of theem are almost “battle royal”.
EnriqueXOlivier, EnriqueXJohnny, JohnnyXRobert, JohnnyXOlivier, OliverXall
three.
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At
least it’s funny. – shrugged Kiki.
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Oh,
that reminds me of Takao/Max fiction. – Kai grinned wolfishly. – As if they
were able to do anything else in bed than sleeping and jumping.
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You’re
no better, I’m sure. – muttered Takao.
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None
of us can. – interrupted Ivan. – We’re all too young. It’s just biologically
impossible.
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Speaking
of Max, - said Kiki – I saw some Kai/Max!
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Where
did that come from?! – yelled both Kai and Takao.
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Don’t
ask me. – answered the green haired boy.
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Well,
if we’re talking about pairings, we can’t forget Mary-Sue’s, now can we? –
suddenly said Yuri with an evil expression.
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Gah!
Aren’t they just great? – muttered Takao. – I just love them. One day out of
the blue a girl pops up. She’s a better blader than we are, but nobody ever heard
of her. She’s smarter than Kyuoju, Emily and Dizzi together and has boobs twice
as big as Mao. (I don’t say I don’t like the bust part. It’s just impossible.)
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You
forgot she wears so called “hot” clothes, never mind she isn’t older than
fourteen – and looks stunning in them. Like any girl that age has that big
tits. – added Ivan.
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And
if I’m the “lucky” one, I change again in to a gooey, pink sugar-blob. –
grumbled Kai.
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While
“mine” must have a tragic, life-altering past. – sighed Yuri. – Didn’t I
get enough trouble? I want some happy, understanding girl, who will pamper me.
Not the other way round. I’m not the helpful guy anyway.
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And
what is really curious, the “chosen one” usually falls in love on the spot. –
piped Kiki in. – Poof! And it’s luuuuv. As if it would be possible.
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I
always thought, you need to know somebody to love him. – mused Takao. – If you
don’t know somebody personally and think “Oh, he’s/she’s so great!”, then it’s
a crush.
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You’re
not the only one. – Kai muttered. – And it’s not as if I were a person, who’d
trust somebody I just met – not to mention plan a family!
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Trusting
an unknown person is suicide, if you ask me. – snorted Ivan.
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And
there are their names. – said Yuri out of a sudden – They’re either English,
even if the character is from
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Well,
I’m not sure, if I’d like a person, who looks like a dream, has perfect, lovely
personality, is soooo smart and can do everything perfectly. – stated
Kai.
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Nobody
would. – snorted Yuri.
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