Rai’s serious talk with Rei…
Rai: Rei,
remember about the condoms…
Rei: …
Rai: …and
don’t tire her to much.
Rei: …
Rai: …and
don’t you do that while I’m at home.
Rei: …
Rai: …and
be gentle.
Rei: …
Rai: …and
when she says, she has a headache be quiet.
Rei: …
Rai: …and
remember that if you hurt her, you’ll have to say “bye bye” to your head.
Rei: …
Rai: …not
to mention to Driger.
Rei: …
Rai: …and
remember I should be the godfather.
Rei: 0.o
Rai: …and
if it’s a boy call him Rai.
Rei: 0.o;
Rai: …Rai
Junior.
Rei: 0.o;;;
Rai: ..and
if it’s a girl then name her after my mother.
Rei: …
Rai: …and
find yourself a job, you have to be prepared for the future.
Rei: Rai!
How old do you think we are?! I just
asked her out!
Rai: I know
what that all means – first a date – then a club and then kids.
Rei: God!
You sound like some grandma!
Rai: You
sure will be thanking me, when my sister is pregnant!
Rei: Rai!
What if Kiki is eavesdropping?!
Rai: So
what? It’ll be your problem, if he asks you what a condom is.
Rei: And
what if he asks you?
Rai: Then…
I’ll send him to you!
Rei: I
thought we were friends! T_T
Rai: Of
course we are!.. But we’ll stop being, if you have sex with her before she’s
seventeen!
Rei: Rai!
Rai: What??
I saw how you look at her! Especially at her boobs!
Rei: Rai!
It’s your sister!
Rai: And
that’s why I have to protect her from such needy perverts like you!
Rei: Oh… So
that’s why Giancarlo had a black eye!
Rai: It was
his fault! Of course he suggested that! Even though he only said she had pretty
eyes, but I sure know what he meant!
Rei: You’re
paranoid.
Rai:
Paranoid? I’m not paranoid, you’re perverted! You thought I didn’t see that
photo of Mao in a bathing suit under your pillow?
Rei: And
why dis you look under my pillow?
Rai: I have
to be sure you don’t make some… some photos like that with Mao! So what was it
doing under your pillow?!
Rei: Kiki put them there!
Rai:
Yeah, sure. I saw you looking at them yesterday evening!
Rei: I
was wondering where they came from!
Rai:
Well, then why did you put it under your pillow again, then?
Rei: And
what was I supposed to do?!
Rai: Dunno… As a gentleman you should have given them back to
Mao.
Rei: Are
you kidding?! She’d kill me!
Rai: Then
you should have thrown it out!
Rei: And
what if Gaou finds them?
Rai: I
don’t think he digs in trash.
Rei: How do you know that?
Rai:
Because he digs in the fridge.
Rai: And
what if he mistook the trashcan for the fridge?
Rai: Then
he’d take the photos for pancakes and eat them.
Rei: And
you know what would happen then?! What if it’d poison him?
Rai: Mao
would help him, of course. She’d bring him to the hospital… and miss your date.
Rei: You
want that??
Rai: I’m
only protecting my little sister! What if she gets into the paws of some
pervert, who does nothing else then drool over her photos?!
Rei: Rai! Do you want to ruin my life?!
Rai: I’m
sure I won’t ruin her life by
keeping my eye on her! I know exactly what you’re intending! You’ll invite her
to romantic dinner in candle light, then a walk in the park and then you’ll
throw her on some bank…
Rei: You
pervert! What are you thinking about?!
Rai: What
am I thinking about?! I’d rather talk about what you dream! I heard you
moaning: “Yes, Mao, yes!” while you were asleep!
Rei: I’m
a teenager! I can’t help it!
Rai:
Well, I’m a teenager too and I don’t think about girls like that! I can control
myself!
Rei:
Yeah, right. Should I record how you grunt and moan?
Rai: No,
I don’t! It’s your over-active imagination!
Rei: Wanna bet?
Rai: Oh,
all right… But at least I don’t stare at boobs.
Rei:
Yeah… You stare at their legs.
Rai: Legs
and boobs are two different things.
Rei: Hmm…
I forgot to add that you stare at their butts as well.
Rai: Shh… If Kiki
hears…
Rei: Now,
you’re afraid!
Rai: I’m
not afraid at all! But if he tells Mao, she’ll kill me!
Rei:
Uh-huh. You’re afraid. Rai is a chicken! Chicken!
Rai: No,
no, no! Watch out or I’ll start yelling that you have erotic dreams about Mao! Rei has erotic dreams about Mao! About Mao!
Rei: Yeah? And I will scream, that Rai
eavedrops... and I'll tell Mao about this thing that
you are staring at.
Rai: Oh really? And I will tell her that you're moaning
in your sleep... about her 'nice boobs'!!
Rei: You can tell her... but I will tell Kiki about the thing that you have under your bed...
Rai: Just try!!!
Rei: I WILL try!!
Rai: Then I’ll tell Mao that you’re going on the dates
with other girls... and that you want to meet her only to do THIS with her!!
Rei: You won't tell her that, ‘cause I will tell her that
you lied to
Rai: Okay, you won, but it doesn't mean that I will let
you touch my sister!
Rei: You're paranoid! How many times I have to tell that
it's only a date!
Rai: And how many times I have to tell you what happens
after the date??
Rei: Not after each of them!
Rai: Ha! You see? You just told me that you want to do
this! You... you little pervert, who rapes girls after the dates!
Mao: * runs into the
room* "Rei... and you were telling me 'no' for
so long!" *she grabs Rei and drags him out of
the room, singing 'Sex! Sex! Sex!'*
Rai: "Nooo!! Mao! Wait!
You can't!
Mao: And you shouldn't
have these things under the bed!
Rai: And who told you?
Mao: Kiki.
Rai: That little... Listen, lil'
sis, I was just joking when I was telling that Rei
wants it, RIGHT REI?
*Rei
whistles*
Rai: REI! YOU PERVERT!!" *looks at him as if he
wanted to kill him* "Listen, Mao, You want to lose your virginity for this.. idiot?
Mao: Rei
is not an idiot. He doesn't have those things under his bed.
Rai: Yeah? Look under his pillow!
Mao: I know what is
there. I gave it to him.
Rai: Oh my God... my sister has gone mad...
Mao: No. You’ve gone
mad.
Rai: Mao you're too young! You're only 16!
Mao: ONLY? ONLY?
Rai: YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!! THE END!! I will look over you
all the time... you won't sleep with him!!
Mao: You can't look over
me all the time!
Rai: You won't do anything... even if I had to show Kiki and Gaou what I have under
my bed!
Rei: You forgot that I have friends in other teams...
Rai: And what will Kai do to me?
Rei: You will see, but I would be more afraid of
Hiromi...
Rai: She's too obsessed with looking at Takao all the
time.
Mao: Rai,
Rai... we have to find you a girlfriend...
Rai: I don't need a girlfriend... I'm not a pervert like
some people.
Rei: Then why are you talking about sex all the time?
Rai: Cause' I want to warn you! You know what it means to
be parents at this age?
Rei: And do you know what the word 'condoms' means?
Rai: Yeah I know... You don't know how well I know... You
remember Jia Li, that one who is older than us, Rei? She kinda... showed me hehehe."
Mao: Rai
has a girlfriend! Rai has a girlfriend!"
Rai: Shhh we don't want Kiki to hear it, do we? Okay, go, but don't do this too
long. And don't be near Kiki and Gaou...
here, have some money and go to the Hotel. If you hurt her, Rei,
I swear I'll kill you!
Rei: Thanks Rai!
Rai: And don't be too loud... And be gentle Rei... and after you end come to my room Rei... we will talk about our experiences. *Rai winks, Mao frowns*
Rei: Okay! ^-^
Rai: Yeah, yeah... go! But be back early, cause' Kiki
will suspect something... they already went away... stupid pervert I will kill
him later... ehhh…