Warning! This “Love Life” has a lot of sex
related jokes – if you don’t like those I suggest you went back!
Rai’s Love Life
Rai/Rei
Rai: Well, at least this'll keep him away from my
sister...
Rei: But I don't want to be kept away from her!
Rai/Kai
Kai: Even thoug our names rhyme...
Rai: We don't like each other.
Kai: And we'd probably have killed each other...
Rai: If it wasn't for my brother...
(Mao glares)
Rai: Hey, it rhymes!
Rai/Gaou
Gaou: *eats*
Rai: ...
After a few years Rai has died from the lack of sex,
since Gaou only slept and ate.
Or
Rai:...
Gaou:...
Rai:... STOP PIGGIN’ OUT AND GO TO BED WITH ME!
Gaou: B-b-but...
Rai: You love food more than me?!
Gaou: *thinks hard* I guess...
Rai: WHAT?!
Gaou: I... *farts*
Rai: Ewww.... *get* away from me!
Gaou: So I can eat?
Rai: I won't be fucking around some farting hole!
Rai/Ralf
Rai: Honour...
Ralf: Honour...
(They continue for a few hours)
Rai and Ralf: I love you!.. But... Who will be the
wife?
Or
Rai: Prince Robert…
Ralf: Get away from me, I'm doing something here...
Rai: Well, I'm doing something too...
Ralf: *looks* O, foul act!
Rai: Oh... so good... would you give me a hand?
Ralf: How dare you imply I would do something like
that?!
Rai: O fine, fine... Then... how would you like it if
*I* were to pleasure you?
Ralf: *faints* O!
Rai: Hmm... Guess he was worse off than me, poor
thing.
Rai/Takao
Rai: Honour…
Takao: Friendship.
Rai: Honour!
Takao: Friendship!
Rai and Takao: Where did you come from?!
Rai: 0.o
Rai/Kiki
Rai: Kiki! I
saw you hugging Mao and you had your nose in her breasts!
Kiki: So what Rei smacked me and she
clobbered me. It's not as if I reached any higher anyway.
Rai: But how can you explain the
other day when you were passing this dude across the road?
Kiki: Eh? He
smacked my butt first.
Rai: What?! You let him
smack your butt? We're together for 3 months now and I can't even peek at your
chest!
Kiki: He
didn't ask for my permission, you know
Rai: Then... let's
go to bed now. We're going to have a great time
Kiki: Lunatic!!!
Rai: Why do I even bother?
Rai/Yuri
Rai: Would
you be so kind and explain why have you been talking so long with Tyson?
Yuri: That's none of you
business, feral
Rai: It
isn't? Are you my boyfriend or not?
Yuri: What do you
think?
Rai: Are you having an
affair? Are you cheating on me?
Rai: Argh! Is that
why we haven't slept together yet?
Yuri: Why, are you *that*
desperate?
Rai:
*sniff sniff* Nobody loves me...
Yuri: Come on, go look in the mirror
Rai: Waaaah! I'm ugly and nobody loves me!
Rai/Olivier
Rai: Bonjour, darling
Oliver: Bonjour. What would you like to have?
Rai: You... *kisses Oliver*
Oliver: No, not that, you lech... for breakfast
Rai: But I want you for breakfast!
Oliver: ARGH, somebody help me!!!
Rai: What? I'm your boyfriend, aren't I?
Oliver: ARH... *runs away*
Rai: Gosh, talk about conservative people!
Max/Rai
Max: Wee! Rai! Buy me ice-cream!
Rai: No! Sex!
Max: *sugarhigh* Wee... I love you Rai!!!
Rai: I love you too... but... did you drink coke?
Max: Yes! Did you?
Rai: Who the heck gave you that?
Max: It was that nice blue-haired girl, Mariam. Why?
Rai: What?! You're cheating on me too?
Max: *blinks cutely* But she only bought me a coke...
Mariam: Hey Blondie!
Rai: Watch it, woman! This is my boyfriend you're
talk---
Max: Hey Mariam!!! *hugs* Love you!!!
Rai:
W-w-what???!
Mariam:
Mwahahahaha!!! Who's your boyfriend?
Rai: Tell her, Max!
Max: I love you Mariam!
Mariam: hahahahahaha... Let's go Max, I'll get you a
bag of sugar
Max: Really? *leaves with her*
Rai: Hey!!! You spiked his drink
Mariam: *sticks tongue out*
Rai/Takao/Kai/Yuri
Yuri and Kai: *are quarreling, while Takao patiently
waits for them to end*
Rai: What drink do you... HEY!!! What do you think
you're doing haning around dangerous men?
Kai: And you're not dangerous?
Yuri: Oh you again...
Rai: What do you think you're doing, hanging around
*my* boyfriend?!
Takao: Not another one...
Rai: Another one...? Takao, tell me it isn't so
that... they want to be your boyfriend too?
Yuri: Isn't it obvious?
Kai: And anyway, we're so much better looking than
you.
Takao: Can't you guys get along?
Yuri: *grins* But Kai and me, we do get along. *winks*
Remember last night?
Rai: W-what? But Yuri, I was your boyfriend for over 3
months and you haven't slept with me once!
Yuri: Aww ,come on, consider yourself lucky to have
went out with me for 3 months...
Takao: Eh?
Kai: Yes Takao, you will be mine
Rai: But how could you just take *my* boyfriend away
from *me*??? How could he be yours if you never had him to start off with?
Kai: Look in the mirror, and check yourself out before
you do anything else.
Yuri: *grabs Takao and carries him away, while the two
are talking*
Rai: How come everyone wants to take my boyfriends
away from me? First Max, now Takao... O! Takao my love...
Rai/Bryan
Rai: You bastard! You almost killed Ray!
Rai: Er... *looks at handcuffs* Well, not really...
where'd you hear that?
Rai: No! Er... I have to go to the bathroom!
Rai: B-but... I'll be... shitting!
Rai: 0_0
Rai: S-spare me!!!