Max and Takao:

Max: *points* A bed!

Takao: Yay!

Max: Let’s jump on it!

Takao: Okay!

 They keep jumping on the bed, until…

Bed: CRACK! *breaks down*

Max and Takao: Ooops… Let’s get outta here before anybody notices.

Max and Kai:

Max: Come on Kai! Come on! Comeoncomeoncome ON!

Kai: *grouchily* I’m going…

Max: Buy me some cotton-candy!

Kai: …hn…

Max: And candy-cane!

Kai: …hn…

Max: And soda!

Kai: …hn…

Max: And lets go on a rollercoaster!

Kai: …hn…

Max: You don’t seem to be enjoying… *stares*

 Instead of Kai stood a recorder on wheels attached to Max’ clothes.

Max and Rei:

Rei: You know Max, we’ve been paired up again cause we’re redundant…

Max: *pouts* That’s not fair!

Yuriy: If life was fair, we’d be fairies.

Max and Mao:

Max: Can we play mommy and baby? *puppy-dog eyes*

Mao: *looks suspicious*

Max: Pwease? *puppy-dog eyes*

Mao: OK…

Max: *snuggles*

Rei and Rai: *appear from nowhere* Stay away from Mao!

Mao: I knew it was a bad idea… >.>

Max and Kiki

Kiki: Hey, Max? Maybe we could… *whispers something into Max’ ear*

Max: :3 Sure!

 *later on they were found eating everything which contained sugar or chocolate in Rai’s house*

Max and Rai:

Rai: *opens his mouth*

Max: Rai! Go to the dentist!

Rai: *curls up and starts sobbing* Dun wanna!

Max: Huh?

Rai: Don’t you know dentists eat kids?

Max: 0.o Mommy!

Max and Emily:

Emily: Hey, Max?

Max: Huh?

Emily: Didn’t you notice we both have green parts in our clothes?

Max: *nods* And blue eyes!

Emily: And I have orange hair and your pants are orange.

Max: And I have yellow hair and you have a yellow skirt!

Both: That’s the sign from heaven! *start making out*

Takao: Umm… That’s not very logical reasoning…

Yuriy and Kai: If it were true we’d have to be a pair too. *glare at each other*

Bryan and Max:

Bryan: And that’s something especially for torturing people who have too much energy…

Dunga and Max

Dunga: *looks at Max, you can see the painful thought process he is going through*

Max: *blinks*

Dunga: …You’re the guy who’s hitting on Mariam!

Max: I am?

Dunga: Of course, I don’t really care about a stupid girl, but I won’t let you live!

Max: MOMMY!!! …Or better MARIAM!!! TELL HIM SOMETHING!