Mao’s Love Life
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All male Beyblade cast
members: WHOA! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER BOOBS!
Mao: *sigh*
Rai/Mao
Rai: *loks at sign "romance"*
Mao: Where's Rei?
Rai: Where's the
OC?
Bryan/Mao
Mao: I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO REI!
Kai/Mao
Kai: *frowns* Aren't you Rei's girl?
Mao:*sweetly* Aren't you
Takao's bitch? Or was it that Russian?.. Yuri?
Gaou/Mao
Gaou: Mmm... Mao, can you catch me some more fish?
Mao: *crouching at a river bank like a ready-to-pounce
cat* Why did I take this job?
Ralf/Mao
Ralf: And remember - "drei K": Kuche, Kirche,
Kinder.
Mao: Could you say it in English?
Ralf: Kitchen, Children and Church... That's what
women should do.
Mao: Didn't you say priests can't have sex?
Yuri/Mao
Yuri: Hey, I remember you! My teammate beat up your
bitch! I mean, boyfriend!
Mao: Well, at least I don't have to share my bitch...
boyfriend! with two other people.
Ivan/Mao
Ivan: *speeds right at Mao's crotch*
Mao: *makes a step to the side*
Or
Ivan: *wants to hug Mao*
Rei: Get away from
her you perverted pipsqueak! *throws him out… literally*
Sergey/Mao
Sergey: *looks at Mao’s bust* You
seem intelligent…
Mao: 0.o
Sergey: Hmm?
Mao: Gaou! Rai! Kiki! Help! A pervert! A
pervert!
Sergey: 0.o
Emily/Mao
Emily: …and than you multiply it by eleven…
Mao: Emily?
Emily: … then you add the sum of…
Mao: Emily!
Emily: …than you divide it by seven…
Mao: Emily!!
Emily: …and then you multiply it by twenty…
Mao: EMILY!!!
Emily: Why are you screaming at me?!
Mao: I just asked you to help me with making cookies!
Johnny/Mao
Johnny: Bla, bla, bla, golf, bla, bla, bla,
me, bla, bla, bla…
Mao: *stares into space*
Johnny: Bla, bla, bla,
Mao: *smacks him* Imperialist!
Johnny: Don’t watch so much Star Wars!
Mao/Salima
Salima:
*looks at Mao’s bust with envy*
Mao: :3
Joseph/Mao
Joseph: *hugs Mao and burries
his face in her bust*
Mao: ^^;
Kiki:
Hey! That’s my job!