Mao’s Love Life

 

Battle Royale

 

All male Beyblade cast members: WHOA! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER BOOBS!

Mao: *sigh*

 

Rai/Mao

 

Rai: *loks at sign "romance"*                                                   

Mao: Where's Rei?                                                                           

Rai: Where's the OC?

 

Bryan/Mao

 

Mao: I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO REI!

Bryan: ... eep.

 

Kai/Mao

 

Kai: *frowns* Aren't you Rei's girl?                                             

Mao:*sweetly* Aren't you Takao's bitch? Or was it that Russian?.. Yuri?

 

Gaou/Mao

 

Gaou: Mmm... Mao, can you catch me some more fish?

Mao: *crouching at a river bank like a ready-to-pounce cat* Why did I take this job?

 

Ralf/Mao

                                                                                          

Ralf: And remember - "drei K": Kuche, Kirche, Kinder.                                                                                       

Mao: Could you say it in English?                                            

Ralf: Kitchen, Children and Church... That's what women should do.    

Mao: Didn't you say priests can't have sex?

 

Yuri/Mao

 

Yuri: Hey, I remember you! My teammate beat up your bitch! I mean, boyfriend!

Mao: Well, at least I don't have to share my bitch... boyfriend! with two other people.

 

Ivan/Mao

 

Ivan: *speeds right at Mao's crotch*                                     

Mao: *makes a step to the side*

 

Or

 

Ivan: *wants to hug Mao*                                                              

Rei: Get away from her you perverted pipsqueak! *throws him out… literally*

 

Sergey/Mao

 

Sergey: *looks at Mao’s bust* You seem intelligent…

Mao: 0.o

Sergey: Hmm?

Mao: Gaou! Rai! Kiki! Help! A pervert! A pervert!

Sergey: 0.o

 

Emily/Mao

 

Emily: …and than you multiply it by eleven…

Mao: Emily?

Emily: … then you add the sum of…

Mao: Emily!

Emily: …than you divide it by seven…

Mao: Emily!!

Emily: …and then you multiply it by twenty…

Mao: EMILY!!!

Emily: Why are you screaming at me?!

Mao: I just asked you to help me with making cookies!

 

Johnny/Mao

 

Johnny: Bla, bla, bla, golf, bla, bla, bla, me, bla, bla, bla

Mao: *stares into space*

Johnny: Bla, bla, bla, China should be British…

Mao: *smacks him* Imperialist!

Johnny: Don’t watch so much Star Wars!

 

Mao/Salima

 

Salima: *looks at Mao’s bust with envy*

Mao: :3

 

Joseph/Mao

 

Joseph: *hugs Mao and burries his face in her bust*

Mao: ^^;

Kiki: Hey! That’s my job!

 

 

 

 

 

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