Rei/Mao
Mao: Oh Rei... *grabs
the whip*
Rei:
More! More!
Mao: And you shall get more!
Rei: ^_^
Rei: Mao, you must hit me with that big whip
again... and then perhaps give me another whipping, so to speak
Mao: Come here my little toy and you shall get
what you want! (takes out a big whip)
Rei: *crawls to Mao* Yes Mao-sama
Mao: *whips Rei*
Rei: *almost faints from pleasure*
Mao: Wait bitch! I'm not finished yet!
Rei: (voice through the door) Yes Mao, YES! Beat
me more!
Rai: ^_^ It's so nice when Rei
lets Mao win at chess.
Kiki: He sounds a bit odd, though.
Gaou: Kind of raspy... mmmmmmmmmm....
sounds like raspberry
Kiki: -_-;
Takao: Hey guys! Where's Mao? I need to borrow
something from her!
Rai: ^_^
She's playing chess with Rei
Takao: *listens a moment* Er...
Yeah... I'll wait 'till they've finished then.
Rei: Yes Mao YES!!!
Mao: That's more like it bitch!
Mao: Show me what you can really do! OH GOD
YES!
Rai: Aww... Aren't they
cute?
Mao/Rei
Mao: Rei, how dare
you leave the White Tigers? On your knees and suck for forgiveness!
Rei: Yes Mao-sama! Of
course Mao-sama!
Rai: *walks in* Well I'm glad to see Rei and Mao getting along again and OH MY GOD!
Kiki:
*walks in and starts taking photos* EBay here I come!
Gaou: *looks at stains on sheets* I wonder if you
can eat that
Rai: Argh! My mind has
been stained!
Kiki: Oi, Winnie-the-Pooh
on steroids! You're ruining the contrast of the photos!
Rai: ... wow. I never knew it did that
Rei: *slurp, slurp* Mao-sama?
Will you give me a spanking? I've been a very bad boy...
Mao: Of course Rei-chan.
Bring the big whip.
Rei: Yes Mao-sama!
Kiki: I'm
going to get a real camera!
Kiki: On the other hand, a video camera! I'll make
a fortune in the child porn industry!
Gao: Can you eat that? That child porn
in... in... thing?
Rai: If I wasn't related to Mao I'd join in
Kiki: -_-; I don't like being spanked...
Gao: You can't eat it?
Rai: That's because the only person who spanks you
is your mother, Kiki
Rei: *smack, smack* And
he's a fat ho.
Kiki: >> What was that?
Mao: Shut up Kiki! If
you try to tape that, I promise you won't live till tomorrow.
Kiki: As long as I have enough time to get this on
the 'Net and become a pimp-lord
Mao/Rei
Takao/Kai/Hiromi
*steals Rei's belt*
Rei's pants: *fall down*
Me: I'll leave him to you, Mao.
Mao: ^_^
Rei: *turns red*
Mao: Banzai!
Takao: *kidnaps Kai and Hiromi*
Kai: Takao, I am no-one's bitch!
Hiromi: In that case, I'm more than willing to
volunteer
Takao: Hehehe....
Kai: *sniff* Takao, I thought you loved me
Takao and Hiromi: Who said you couldn't join
the fun? The more the merrier.
Kai: In that case... should I get Rei and Mao?
Mao: *has arrived with Rei
on a lead and an assortment of whips in her other hand* No need.
Takao, Kai and Hiromi: 0.0 er... We have some
very important business somewhere else!
Hiromi: But do tell me where you bought those?
Mao: Rai gave them to
me as an engagement present ^_^
Hiromi: Hmm... Oh, Takao! I have to ask you
something!
Takao: Yes?
Hiromi: could you buy me those?
Kai: 0.0 Mommy!
Takao: ^_^ Of course,
snuggle-bunkims!
Rei: *snorts*
Hiromi: Aw....
Mao: Come, bitch-kitten.
Takao: *snorts*
Rei: Right away, ma'am!
Mao: Good kitty, have a kitty-snack. (smacks his ass with a whip)
Knux/Rouge Mao/Rei
Takao/Kai/Hiromi
Rouge: Remember when I told you that I'd kiss
you if you weren't such a jerk?
Knux: Yeah...
Rouge: She wants you to stop being a jerk
Knux: *blush* Oh...
Mao: *walks in with Rei
on a lead* Boy, does she need my help
Takao: *walks in with Kai and Hiromi on leads* You sure did help me, Mao-sama.
Mao: ^_^ You were one
of my best pupils, Takao
Takao: ^^ *takes out a whip* On
your knees bitches!
Hiromi: ^_^ Yay!
Kai: Don't yay me,
bitch. *slaps Hiromi* You KNOW he likes me best
Takao: Now, now Kai. I'm the one who slaps
here. If you slap Hiromi I won't give you a whipping.
Kai: *bursts into tears* That's
so unfair!
Mao: ^_^ I'll whip you.
Rei: *looks scandalized*
Takao: Hey! Kai is my bitch!
Mao: Yeah, and you were mine for a while!
Rei: *passes out*
Takao: Weeell, you're
the greatest teacher around, Mao-sama... I guess, I
can borrow you Kai for a while, but only if you give him back.
Mao: I promise, and you can borrow Kiki!
Takao: Okay! C'mon Hiromi, we're going to have
some fun!
Hiromi: ^_^ Fun is good.
Mao: *nudges Rei with
her foot* Damn, I wish he wouldn't do that... come, Kai. *picks up Rei, flings him over her shoulder and pats his butt*
Kai: Yes, Mao-sama!
Rouge: What did she want to teach me?..
Knux: I don't think I want to know
Rouge: They were weird...
Knux: Yeah... they weren't talking bipedal animals
like us... freaks
Rouge: They didn't have *gasp* fur!
Mao: *gasps (from the next room)* Oh yeah! Do
it to me, Tiger!
Rei: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Knux: ... was I wrong?
Rouge: Let's peek.
Knux: *peeks* ... O_o
Mao: *sitting on Rei*
Want to join in?
Knux: 0.0 Mommy! *hugs the
first thing which is near*
Kai: Mao-sama, the
echidna is hugging me!
Mao: *whacks Knux away* That
Mao: ... is MINE!
Knux: Mommy! *backs off*
Kai: Woohoo!
Mao: *screams*
Rei: O_O! Shit! *dashes back in*
Knux: I don't wanna
know...
Kai: *is thrown out of the room and slams into
the back wall*
Rei: And stay out! Mao, I'm back!
Mao: Aww... Rei, you're trying to be tough! How cute! But you defied
me! On you're knees bitch!
Rei: As you wish, Mao-sama!
Kai: Ow... I'm going
to Takao-sama. At least Hiromi doesn't kick me out.
Rei: (shouts from in the room) Hiromi is used to
sharing... Mao-sama, keep hitting me
Mao: Gladly
Kai: I hate you Rei! Didja hear that? I HATE you!
Rei: Yay! Maybe fangirls will stop pairing us together now!
Kai: Please make them stop!
The National Have Sex Everywhere Day
Kai: Oh, Grandfather, please don't rape me!
Voltaire: Wait a sec, baby, I'm just trying to
get it up. Not even Viagra helps me anymore
Kai: == *whispers* If I were the normal me I'd
be far away, but since some fangirl is writing a fanfic I'll just sit like some moron and wait 'till it gets
up.
(three months later)
Voltaire: Can't be long now.
Kai: You would've thought Ray would have come
for me by now if he liked me that way
*far away* Mao: On your knees bitch!
Rei: Yes Mao-sama!
*back to Kai* Kai: *sings* I'm going slightly
mad! I'm going slightly mad! It finally happens!
Mao: *wanders past randomly with Rei on a lead, humming 'Blow my Whistle Bitch'*
*suddenly a very angry mob runs over Voltair and Takao looks through the window* Takao: Thank God those Mao-bashers and
Me-bashers are so stupid, I managed to convince them
that your grandpa is me or her.
Voltaire: Wait! Here we... oh wait. No.
Takao: == This is were
I get all heroish right? Awkay
Kai, let's get outta here.
Kai: About fucking time. *wanders out, groping
Takao's ass*
Takao: Than you will have a nice *steamy*
shower... *winks*
Kai: With some nice *slippery* soap
Takao: ^________^ C'mon. We have to get the
*shower* ready.
(Kai and Takao arrive at the shower)
Mao: (from inside the shower) OH YES, REI!
Takao: ==; We can use
the bed I suppose?
Kai: That will have to do
*from Takao's bedroom*
Emily: Faster Max! Faster!
Takao: Kitchen, anyone?
Kai: *somehow shoves Gao out and locks the door* Can we start now?
Takao: Certainly.
(later...)
Rei: All that sex made me hungry... *looks into
the kitchen* ARGH HOLY SHIT!
Kai: *glares* I thought I locked the door?
Takao: Go to the restaurant, Rei
Rei: Restaurant... yes. Good. O_O
Mao: Umm... Kai weren't you supposed to be
raped by your grandfather?
Rei: *goes to restaurant and looks in window*
Jou and Mai: *doing it on a table*
Rei: Supermarket...
Kaiba: That ain't
no cardboard tube. *feral grin*
Rei: ;_;
MacDonalds?
Yugi: Anzu, I didn't know
you could do all that?
Anzu: Fuck me bitch! Fuck me hard!
Rei: *wanders into game shop*
Grandpa Mutou: Man,
this vibrator is the best thing I ever bought!
Rei: 0.o What is it:?! Have-Sex-Everywhere-Day?!
Nearby banner: 9th of April: NATIONAL HAVE SEX EVERYWHERE DAY!
Rei: I'll die of starvation!
*Rai and Mariam are lying in the middle of the street and are
getting it on*
Rai: Hi, Rei!
Mariam: OH YES, YOU MUTHERFUCKER!
Rei: Hello Rai... Hello Mariam Have fun you two. *to himself* That's
it never mind what's going on in the next place with food I'm going in and
eating!
Rei: *arrives at 'Mao's House of Passion*
Mao: Hello there Rei~!
*holds up a pair of hand-cuffs*
Rei: ^_^ Hello, Mao-sama!
Mao: Come in my little slave. ^_^