Disclaimer:
I don’t own Beyblade or macaroni with fruit – the latter is owned by sadistic
canteen owners.
Takao =
Tyson
Hiromi =
Hillary
Souichiro
Hiwatari = Voltaire Hiwatari
Team Neo
Borg = Demolition Boys
Warning: This chapter is PG-13 rated due to sexual
content. Read on your own risk – the authoress does not take the responsibility
for it being offending.
***
My Grandfather Is a
Nut
***
Takao was worried. Yesterday, Kai went
somewhere and since he came back, he wouldn’t leave the dojo. That was a bad
sign. Normally his captain would disappear and show up in the evening… Or when
they were in trouble, but today – oh the horror – he didn’t even insist that
they trained.
The blue-haired boy felt he had to do
something. He had to drag out the older boy even if it would cost him his life.
With this strong resolution he entered and immediately froze in shock. The usually
stoic teen was huddled in a corner with a look of fear? on his usually stoic
face.
“Kai?” he
almost yelled out. “What happened?”
The pale ‘blader didn’t seem to notice as he
stared into space. It freaked out Takao even more. He quickly covered the distance
between them and shook his teammate.
“Kai?!”
“It’s horrible…” the teenager muttered.
“What’s so horrible?!”
“…I… My… I can’t!..” Kai cried out with
dismay. “I can’t tell you! It’s…” he stood up and grabbed the shorter boy’s
hand. “Come on, I’ll show you. And don’t worry you won’t get hurt..”
***
The two beybladers entered the mental hospital
– to Takao’s surprise. The younger boy had expected something more dramatic.
Because of that Kai felt he had to explain and, as they were wandering through
the clean interior, he started talking.
“After the defeat of Team Neo Borg my
grandfather started acting… strange.”
They came to one of the windows, through which
one could see a room and its inmate. The taller boy sighed and pointed at it
and Takao obediently peered at the person behind it. His eyes grew wide as
saucers, as he saw Souichiro Hiwatari run around with no pants on. The old man
pressed his crotch to the bad in a futile attempt to…
“Ew!..” the blue-haired Japanese turned around
before he could finish his thought. “That’s gross!” he gave Kai a quizzical, yet worried look. “Did he?..”
“No. He just freaked me out, when he started
doing that to the TV-set,” the garnet-eyed teen answered.
“Isn’t he too old?” the younger boy shook his
head.
“That’s the whole problem. And I’m related to
him…” mumbled the captain of the BBA Team.
“Don’t worry, my Gramps has his quirks too.”
the tanned ‘blader patted his friends arm and smiled impishly. “You know what?
I have a brilliant idea.” He whispered something to his captain, who soon was
also grinning – in a very, very evil way.
***
The next day the nurse found Souichiro
Hiwatari completely covered with macaroni with fruit, while Hiromi nearly
yelled her lungs out at the Takao for eating all the fruit in the house.
***
A/N
Yup, that’s my oh-so-brilliant reaction to
Souichiro Hiwatari raping anything. Please don’t do this at home.
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