Disclaimer:
I don’t own Beyblade.
I’m using
the original-version names.
Takao = Tyson
Yuri = Tala
Ivan = Ian
Sergey =
Spencer
Boris =
This story was
written because, I’ve got bored with various ‘Why I don’t like (insert name)?’
lists.
Why doesn’t Kai like macaroni with
fruit?
Kai
Hiwatari didn’t like macaroni with fruit. Actually to say he didn’t like it was
an understatement. He absolutely, totally, completely abhorred it. Detested.
Loathed it. He felt like throwing up whenever he could smell that damned dish.
Unfortunately, a certain black-haired neko-jin
didn’t seem to be able to grasp that fact. He always had to ask ‘why’ as if the
simple statement ‘I don’t like it’ wasn’t enough. So Kai decided to write a
list for Rei. And here thought that the Chinese wasn’t stupid.
‘The reasons I don’t like macaroni with fruit’
– it started.
‘1. It has
an awful taste.
2. It’s too
sweet and mild.
3. It looks
ugly.
4. Hell! It
looks poisonous.
5. Balkov
fed us with it every second day.
6. It’s
boring.
7. Fresh
fruit is healthier.
8. Fresh
fruit doesn’t bear a striking similiarity to a dead frog. Cooked does.
9. Takao
doesn’t want to eat it – and this means it has to be poisonous.
10. It’s
gross.
11.
Children fed on it, grow out to look and behave like Yuri, Ivan, Sergey and
Boris.
12. I don’t
friggin’ like it! Got it?!’
After reading the list Rei smirked. So Kai did
eat and had some preferences, after all. Now, he should go to tell the others
that the experiment worked. It was Takao who first decided it was weird that
they never saw Kai eating and should check if he does. While the first part was
quite easy – and they were sure Kai did eat. However it seemed, that he could
actually eat anything without complaining – neither happy nor annoyed. It was
only by chance that they found out about the macaroni. Now they’re lives were
complete!
A/N
It’s short… I hope it doesn’t bother you.