Bloody Mary: ‘This chapter
was written by my younger brother and (sigh) I was forced to post it. If you
have siblings you know how annoying the buggers get, if they want something.
Anyway, I am not responsible for wathever he wrote...’
Disclaimer:
I don’t own Beyblade, nor X. Neither does he.
I’m using
the Japanese-version names.
Takao
Kinomiya = Tyson Granger
Kyouju =
Kenny/Chief
Rei Kon =
Ray
Max
Mizuhara = Max Tate
Rai = Lee
Mao =
Mariah
Gao =
Kiki =
Kevin
Ralf =
Robert
Giancarlo =
Enrique
Yuri = Tala
Ivan = Ian
Sergey =
Spencer
Boris =
Kai’s Birthday: Chapter 4.
Or
The Mega Disclaimer
Or
Kai’s Birthday: Chapter 3.333(...)
A young black-haired man, wearing a black and white blouse with an “A” printed on and jeans, emerged from the shadows.
- Hiya! I’m Sorata Arisugawa (t’ coolest monk ever) and I’m to do t’ discrai....- Suddenly he gave somebody a strange look.
- But t’ts what I’m s’ing... huh? “R”,”L”?- He lookd over again this time with an expression so dumb that the people from Slayers would be jelous.
- ‘Kay So t’ author don’t...- This time he looked really mad.
- Hey! I’m a F***ing... huh? - Now his face looked like he were asked about rocket science.
- S*** p*** f*** c*** suck your m****f***** t**** (tits snd:sorry) f*** to eee.... I forge.... forgot.- Sorata was now red like a beet root. – Cool neh’? But back to t’ main topic. - He took a deep breath and put a smile on his face
- T’ author don’t owns Beyblade- The original Beyblade logo appeared in front of him.
- But let’s put t’less important tings aside – And as he said that he put the logo aside.
- T’ author don’t owns i... – with an expression as dumb as the one after the “r” and “l” thing he turned around to see a giant red X appearing on a large black pice of cloth.
- What t’Hell is going on?! – Sorata still loked puzzeled, when a brown haird boy with his fringe covering his eyes appeared
- I’m very sorry but, well, we of the Beyblade cast thought that for the X discrai... – Kyouju looked in the same direction as Sorata
- For the moment of saying that X isn’t the writers property, it would look good with the logo in the background. And by... – Kyouju never finished that sentence as Sorata interrupted him.
- So t’author dont’ own Beyblade nor X... – A terrified expression came over his face
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’m someones property! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Aye, you are the property of a group calling themselves Clamp – Chimed in a red-haired boy with a blue bandana.
- Sory are you no American or Bri..Bri.. Englishman? – Sorata asked.
- No. I’m a full-blooded Scott, not a foul English ars! – Johnny replied – So by the way what are you doing?
- Huh? Me or the eyeles freek? – Sorata looked confused by the boys question.
...roll, roll...roll, roll...Sorata and Johny looked at Souichiro Hiwatari roling through the screen.
-
Da, przetoczy³ siê – A nasal
voice colud be heard – What? Balkov sent me to Pols...
- Too tru, evil overlords be just to... ee... how you call when you spent little mony if you have much? – Sorata began to show Engrish’s full potential.
- Don’t ask me – Ivan answerd looking around himself in a futile search for Johnny.
- Hey what do you think of the prot of your sries – Sorata looked where the little Russian stood, and he found...
...Takao in his full glory (and G-Rev clothes and figure) eating a riceball in Goku style.
- I think it’s a bit cheep how kan you concuer the world with beatbeest’s – Takao caught up the topic really fast – If they mate... mate... – Sorata for the third time looked dumber than a fully drunken Pole. – take physi... physi... Ah forget it! Get a body, you can shoot them.
- Yes too tru – Sorata lookd as though he understood everything (which was a blatant lie).
- Oh... By the way why are we taking Engr... English? – You could see the confusion on Takao’s face.
- Dont know maby becouse that thing says so. – Replied Sorata quickly. – Oh, and do you know why all others disappeared?
Yet Sorata couldn’t hear the answer as...
... The lights went out.
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A.N. All
mistakes in the dialogues were made on purpose. They show that the Characters CAN’T speak English, as if they were native
speakers (except for Johnny). As for the joke about Polish people I’m from
BuuMarq aka Sigon for my sister Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary: ‘Isn’t he cute? A gift for me...’