Takao/Kai

Takao: Kai?

Kai: …

Takao: Kai?

Kai: …

Takao: *clears throat* Kai?!

Kai: *glares*

Takao: KAI!!!

Kai: Why are you yelling?! I heard you the first time!

Takao: Well, you didn’t respond!

Kai: I did! It was meaningful silence!

Takao: -_-; Sometimes I wonder about your sanity…

Rei/Kai

Rei: *stares wistfully at Kai’s chest*

Kai: What?!

Rei: I just remembered Mao’s soft, big breasts…

Kai: = =; Ha-ha.

Hiromi/Kai

Hiromi: …and Takao never listens…

Kai: Mhm…

Hiromi: …and he’s always rude…

Kai: Mhm…

Hiromi: …and he has no table manners…

Kai: *drowsily* Mhm…

Hiromi: …and he’s arrogant…

Kai: Zzz….

Hiromi: …and… Kai are you listening to me?!

Kai: Zzz…

Hiromi: Men! They’re all the same!

Mao/Kai

Kai: *looks at Mao’s breasts*

Mao: *hisses*

Kai: I think I know why Rei missed them…

Rai and Rei: No one comments on Mao’s breasts and lives!

Mao: Except for Rei…

Kai: *faintly* Even if he likes them?

Rai and Rei: Especially then!

Kai: *squeaks*

Rai/Kai

Kai: What are you doing here?

Rai: You have to stop getting paired up with Rei!

Kai: Why is that? Are you in love with him or me?

Rai: No. I want to be an uncle soon.

Kai: -_-;

Kai/Salima

Salima: Hello Kai!

Kai: Why should I say hello to you? You’re flat and you were a guy in the manga.

Salima: I’m tight.

Kai: Woohoo! Bed! This makes up for everything!

Kai/Souichiro Hiwatari

S.H.: *takes a pill of Viagra*

Kai: *stares into space*

S.H.: *takes another pill*

Kai: Grandfather? Is it going to take much longer?

S.H.: Patience my boy…

Kai: Mhm… Can I go out and fuck Takao in the meantime?

S.H.: *absent-mindly* Yes, yes… Come back before 8 p.m.

Kai: *walks out* I can’t believe I’m related to this moron…

Kai/Yuriy

Yuriy: *yells* …and you’re a $%&^ for leaving us, you #$&*#!

Kai: …hn…

Yuriy: *#%^$@!

Kai: …hn…

Yuriy: Are you listening at all to me?!

Kai: The volume is to loud for me.

Yuriy: Why you ^*##^! *punches Kai* Now I feel a lot better.

Kai: = =; Get laid, will you!?

Yuriy: *punches Kai and knocks him out* There. Shut him up for good, I did!

Kai/Emily

Emily: *adjusts her glasses*

Kai: …

Emily: *taps her foot*

Kai: …

Emily: *looks at her nails*

Kai: …

Emily: Say something!

Kai: Whatever.

Emily: = =;

Kai/Yuya

Yuya: Kai train mee!

Kai: No.

Yuya: Why?

Kai: Because the last time you got your hands on beyblade, you ended up mentally instable.

Yuya: Oh. Yeah. Thanks for reminding me. *paints Kai pink*

Kai: And here I thought Kinomiya had a big mouth…

Kai/Zeo

Zeo: …and Takao is so awesome…

Kai: ^^;

Zeo: I tell you, he’s the coolest guy ever.

Kai: ^^;; Are you on a date with me or did I end up on a meeting of a one-person Kinomiya fanclub?