Disclaimer: I don’t own One Piece.

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Guardian Spirit

~Sleep~

Part Two

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 Two new people on board. There’s Vivi – the princess of Alabasta, who acted as a spy in Baroque Works and the little reindeer Chopper – he’s our doctor now. I guess, it could have only been the Straw Hat crew, who would get a reindeer for a doctor. He ate a devil fruit, which gives him the ability to take a semi-human form. He mostly looks and acts like a living stuffed animal – you want to hug and cuddle him.

 As for Vivi… Well, she’s not your stereotypical princess. She’s not bratty, she isn’t spoiled... However, I can see ulcer in her future, if she doesn’t stop worrying that much. She treats her subjects like little kiddies for mercy’s sake!

 Well, I’m not surprised, she grew up to be such a person and not different… That bodyguard of her – Iga?.. Iga?... something – looked and acted as if he wasn’t exactly right in the head. You might think I should have got used to nuts around me, but that… was too much. Honestly. How could he ever think that somebody might mistake him with Vivi, is beyond me – even if he was dressed up as her.

 Please! How can you take a big ugly man for an average height pretty young girl? That’s easy, you can’t! But did this change anything? Not at all!

 If her family acted similarly, than she it’s really a wonder she doesn’t run around wearing mismatched clothes… to cover the brightest scenario. What could I think about next?

 I’m so bored! It’s night so all I have to do is watch them snore… and snore… and snore some more… Why can’t ghosts sleep?.. Oh, probably because whatever they are keeping they eye on may get in trouble during the time they would be in the land of nod. I wonder what they are dreaming about…

I guess, I could peek… I mean, I didn’t say I wouldn’t check what others are dreaming about – it’s only Zoro who I left out… So it would be completely okay, if I checked, wouldn’t it? They wouldn’t even notice.

 So, who first? Luffy? What could Luffy dream about?

 …Food. I could have guessed. There’s food growing on trees – and I mean full meals, not fruit. There’s food flying in the air… Plainly, food everywhere and a very happy Luffy eating it. Not the thing I would watch all night.

 So maybe Usopp? But, why? I don’t think he or Chopper could dream of anything interesting… Sanji? Yeah, he could be fun…

 …Uh… Nami in a leather outfit, Vivi in frilly underwear, some naked women I don’t know, Alvida in gloves – only. Aren’t there any guys in this dream? Apparently not… Disturbing. Too disturbing for my taste. I could have guessed it would be something like that. I mean, he is woman crazy, so why not dream about naked and almost naked women? I wonder what would Nami do if she learned?

 Let’s see… Which girl now? I don’t think Nami could have some really weird dreams. As I said – it’s almost like Luffy’s dream – change the food to money and eating for counting… What the?!

 Am I hallucinating? But ghosts don’t… so Nami must be really dreaming of Zoro, Luffy, Usopp and Sanji on leashes and in bunny suits. I think this wasn’t such a good idea after all. Is Thief-Girl a control freak or what?

 Well, I guess Vivi’s dream can’t be that disturbing, now can it?

  “Oh, Cohza!” On the other hand… Who is Cohza?

 Oh my! Good that I’m a ghost because I probably couldn’t look at Vivi without blushing after seeing that… But… I didn’t know you could do that with such an amount of whipped cream… I will never think of whipped cream in the same way.

 I am not even checking Usopp and Chopper… After Vivi I can’t be sure if anybody would dream something normal here.

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