Boris’ Love Life
Episode 1:
Boris x Rei
Rei: You?!
(hiss, spit)
Boris: Me!
(hiss, spit)
They start fighting.
Episode 2:
Boris x Max
Max:
(bounces and laughs)
Boris:…
Max:
(bounces and laughs)
Boris:…
Max: (stops
bouncing and laughing) What’s wrong with you?
Boris: Get
off me!
Episode 3:
Boris x Mao
Mao:
(starts throwing various objects in Boris’ direction)
Boris:
(hides)
Mao: Get
out you %^$#&!
Boris:
(peeks out and notices Mao’s breasts, starts drooling)
Mao: ^^;;
(throws some stuff at Boris)
Boris:
(gets hit by something) I’m resistant to pain!
Mao: (kicks
Boris in the nuts)
Boris: ;_;
(squeaks) Not there!
Mao:
(punches him in the face)
Boris: X_X
Mao: Rei
has been avenged!
Episode 4:
Boris x Rai
Rai: Hyiaa!
(does a jump kick)
Boris:
(hides) This is supposed to be my love life? Looks more like a survival game!
Episode 5:
Boris x Emily
Emily: (is
updating her data)
Boris:
(angsts about)
Emily: (is
updating her data)
Boris:
(takes out a knife and starts checking how to cut his veins better)
Emily: What
the hell are you doing?
Boris:
Seeking attention.
Emily:
Episode 6:
Boris x Steve
Steve:
It’s past midnight!
Boris: I
was training.
Steve: Yeah
right. With your captain no doubt.
Boris:
(mumbles)
Steve:
Something wrong?
Boris: Go
bug your teammates.
Episode 7:
Boris x Giancarlo
Giancarlo:
(talks about one of his girlfriends)
Boris: (is
sound asleep)
Giancarlo:
You aren’t listening!
Boris:
Zzzzz….
Episode 8:
Boris x Ralf
Ralf: Blah,
blah, blah, honour, blah, blah, blah, family, blah, blah, blah, class…
Boris: (is
dressed in an apron) -_-;; You want a housewife?
Ralf: Yes.
Boris:
-_-;; Get away you freak!
Episode 9:
Boris x Sanquinex
Boris: NO
BITING!
Sanquinex:
Eh? I’m a vampire! So you’re a necrophile?
Boris:
…
Sanquinex:
Than you have something nice in
Boris:
Aaaaa! Lenin everywhere! Lenin everywhere!
Sanquinex:
(shakes his head) I’m leaving.
Episode 10:
Boris x Yuri
Yuri:
…
Boris:
…
Yuri:
…
Boris:
…
Yuri:
Vodka?
Boris:
Grapefruit juice?
They start drinking.
Or
Yuri:
…
Boris:
…
Yuri:
…
Boris:
…
Yuri: Say
something!
Boris:
Something.
Yuri: -_-;;
At least he doesn’t whatever me…
Episode 11:
Boris x Sergey
Sergey:
(lays down ON Boris)
Boris:
Help! I’m suffocating!
Sergey:
Ooops!
Or
Boris: O_O
It’s big!
Or
Boris: ^~~^
So small! Bwahahaha!