| Rules and Regulations |
| 1. You may not use foul or innapropriate language to talk to me on this website. When your own your own, use any language at your discretion. 2. You may not criticize or ostracize any member of ISLA while on this website. 3. You may not badger, stock, or misuse the posted e-mailers on the member list. (I have their permission to post these addresses on and they may have them taken off at any time.) 4. You may talk and e-mail other people and make friends who like strawberries also. 5. You may buy ISLA clothing at the clothing store. (Buy lots, there is tons of really cool things in there!) 6. You may badger your friends and family to join this club. (I'm always looking for new members!) 7. You may send me stories or ideas on strawberries or anything about strawberries to me. (My e-mail address is [email protected]) 8. Lastly, you may have lots and lots of fun enjoying your membership to ISLA! |
| Benefits to Patrons of ISLA |
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| Good Person Level - $20 Not only have you supported the causes of helping ISLA grow and finding the cure for cancer, but you also receive a cool strawberry notebook for yours to keep! Happy Member Level- $50 For this good deed you receive what was previous and a free membership t-shirt! Goody Two-Shoes Level- $100 Donating this amount will receive a hoodie along with the above. Supporting Activist Level- $200 This, my darling, will get you a messenger bag along with the previous. Waning Activist Protester Level- $500 For donating this amount, you will receive the specialized corperate member polo t-shirt in your size. Involved Protester Rights Level- $1000 This will get you the personalized and embrodiered club jacket specially for corprate members. (Not for sale in the store!) My Good Friend Level - $2000 You would be send a huge basket of strawberries in and have your name be put on the plaque of listed donors. Bronze Level- $5000 You would receive your own plaque of service to ISLA. Silver Level- $10,000 You will be able to meet me in person and disscuss strawberry things over lunch at the delightful brown palace in Colorado. Then we would see a concert or a play with the orchestra or theatre and have more fun with that! Gold Level- $20,000 You would meet with me in person and then I will take you to all the famous sites in Colorado and them we would have lunch anywhere you want to be and see a performance of the opera, ballet, or anything you want to see. I will have a special strawberry item made just for you in your honor! Platinum Level - $50,000 or above You would meet me in person and stay at the Brown Palace Hotel for a week were I would take you around and see the beauties of Colorado and go down to the hot springs for two nights down there and them I would personally write a piece of strawberry music and dedicate it to you. I would take you to the Del Frisco's steakhouse and we would have tea and lunch at the Brown Palace. It's going to be a lot of fun! |
| These are the rules for people who have been kind enough to donate their time or money to help strawberry causes or do volunteer work with children or anything else kind and caring. For the caring and volunteering, I must have proof of you doing this act, once I do, you will be sent a free ISLA gift at my discretion. For the kind money donors, we donate apart of the sales to each year a different association dealing with cancer, AIDS, or eductation. Show your love to these people! The benefits will be listed below. |