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100 questions
1. What brand of toothpaste? mentadent. or whatever is there.
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? seperate.
3. What Brands? suave. the kind that smells like freesia.
4. What flavor dental floss? mint.
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? uh, depends what socks i have on. usually pull 'em up.
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? uhh.. an odd question. but wad.
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? no.
8. Favorite color? green.
9. Summer footwear: i don't like wearing shoes in the summer. ever.
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? apples.
11. Lefty or righty? lefty.
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? half-empty.
13. Bleh or blah? either. blah is better.
14. What do you like about yourself? how i can paint. i guess.
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? for pajamas. i'm wearing them right now.
16. Do you sing in the shower? sometimes.
17. Do you talk to your pet? yes. all the time.
18. Do you talk to yourself? no, not really. i don't like myself very much.
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? i don't even have a dentist. not right now at least.
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? charlie. on saturdays at least it's charlie.
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? no.
22. Do you have 11 toes? just 10.
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? i don't use pickup lines. but the lamest one used on me was "hey, you're punk, i'm punk, us punks gotta stick together." i just walked away from him. *i wish i walked away forever*
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? yes. i love to use them.
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? pens. yes.
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? bugs bunny. that mouse's voice annoys the fuck out of me.
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? he's a duck. ducks are fucking hot.
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a guy? no. if they want to know my poems, then they can read themselves.
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? black nail polish on my right hand... lipsitck=no.
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? i used to. now there's a lip ring there. so i can't.
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? yep.
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? no. it's sexxay.
33. How do you take mascara off? when i do wear it, get a washcloth wet with soap and close my eyes and rub 'em until it's gone.
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? i don't dig girls.
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? yes.
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? yep. i do. sometimes.
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? sweettarts. i just had a pack last night. yum.
38. M&MS or Skittles? skittles. m&m's have too much chocolate.
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yeah.
40. What is 1+1? 2. unless the world is lying to me.
41. What is your favorite holiday? i don't like holidays.
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: i have no idea.
43. How old are you? 13.
44. How old do you WANT to be? 17. or 21.
45. Where do you want to live? mishigan. austrailia. i'd be happy both places.
46. Where do you want to go? to bed.
47. Who do you want to meet? johnny ramone. then fuck him. not now. but 30 years ago. when he was 20. i don't wanna fuck a guy who's in his 50's.
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? yep.
49. Does pine-sol smell good? no.
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? hamberger and bacon. mmmmm.
51. Do you like toast? ohh yeah.
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? uh, i can't remember. i remember it being fun though.
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? no. he's the devil.
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? yep. i think.
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? how am i supposed to tell.
56. Clear or colored? colored. or clear. i like colors though. especially green.
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? uh. i don't know because i forget the last time i went to the dentist.
58. Where is your hand right NOW? on the keyboard.
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? left pinky. cuz i need that. i mean, it's left. or something.
60. Okay or O'tay? okay. or ok. means the same thing.
61. French poodle or french kiss? french kiss. *muah*
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? uh. they look it. but i've never actually measured one.
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? um. i have no idea.
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? yes. they're in their 40's. earily 40's.
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? for the most part, yes.
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? no. i don't know how old she is.
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? then it wouldn't be white-out, would it. it'd be color-out. or color-in.
69. What do you think of Smurfette? i've never actually watched that show.
70. What is your favorite book? too many to count.
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? nice.
72. Salmon or Cod? salmon.
73. Crab or Lobster? lobster.
74. What sounds better: up or down? down. i don't like heights. but they're fun.
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways. sidewards sounds like something dr. seuss would say on crack.
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? still on the keyboard.
77. Describe the best day of your life. no.
78. Broom or mop? broom. i don't like to mop. my feet get wet.
79. What is your favorite word? fuck.
80. :::.pointless.:::
81. What is your full name? jennifer elizabeth kristoff.
82. What do you wish your name was? jen. too many people call me jennifer. like my mom. it feels too proper.
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. too kinky for words.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? poulin. i think that's how you spell it.
85. Are your feet the same size? how are you supposed to tell? i know i can't tell.
86. Cassettes or CDs? cd's. the last casette i got at the flea market for a dollar is shit.
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? no.
88. What are your Christmas traditions? we don't have traditions.
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? tear.
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? no, i like these.
91. Do you like onions? no. they're smelly.
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? knee deep and drowning. i think.
93. Have you ever worn a dress? yes. i wear skirts more though. i hate dresses.
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? yep. people do that at my dad's house.
95. Frogs or toads? frogs.
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? ...i never heard of that one.
97. 8 or 3? 8. defenately.
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? a long time. i did for like, 8 minutes, but then it started to hurt my stomach.
99. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? none.
100. Do you know how many calories you burn while doing the "wild thing?" nope. want to find out?