1 de febrero del 2001

VOTED SILLIEST ENTRY OF THE MONTH by me

My friend Betty and I have been arguing lately. It's gotten to the point where I had to ask - "You wanna take this outside, slut?" Okay, so I didn't say slut but I did think it.

She seems to think we can just continue being friends after what she did. It's not going to happen.

I've been dating this guy, Benny, for a few months now. We've been getting along great, enjoying each other's company like you can't even imagine and well, what happened happened. He's wonderful. *blush*

It seems the green-eyed monster reared it's ugly head and Miss Betty decides Benny wants her. She's ill.

Ummm, HELLO hooch! Where in the hell do you come off thinking you can just announce he's going to be yours? Dayum! This ain't Beverly Hills 90210. You can't just sleep with everyone's boyfriend and think it's okay. Slut.

So you wanna know what I'm gonna do about it? You have to keep it quiet though. I'm going after her man. She won't have a clue. He's had the hots for me since day one and he's finally, finally gonna get some real nookie. That'll teach her. Hmph!

But you know what the worst part of this is? Neither one of us is actually dating either guy. Ha! We have a zero, zilch, nada chance of meeting them much less a sliver of hope of exchanging bodily fluids. But we can dream can't we?

Shuddup!

Okay, for your viewing pleasure.... and remember who's guy belongs to who:

My main main ~ Benicio del Toro (and please, I beg of you, it's pronounced Ben-eee-see-o not Ben-eee-cho...ewww! Notice how he's staring at me. *sigh*

Betty's main guy (or so she dreams) ~ Ben Affleck. Always aloof towards Betty... ha!