More Quotes !!!
*New* "Doug..." -Chad
"I told you Chad that isn't my name anymore !"
-Doug
"DOUG"
-Chad
"Yes Chad ?"
-Doug
"I am AFRAID !"
-Chad
"Don't worry I'm not moving that far away and this will give a chance to rely on yourself instead of me."
-Doug
"And I can't think of anyone else better not to rely on"
-Jerry
(Doug leaves..)
"I am gonna be idependent and I am gonna rely on myself...I'd give me 3 days !"
-Chad

*New* "First I'll faint, then I'll come to you I'll die." -Chad

*New*
"I never kissed a girl before" -Chad
"But you had sex with a girl before, right ?" -Mickey
"I don't know how to kiss a girl" -Chad
"All you have to do is kiss her..what's the worst thing that could happen ?"
-Jerry
"Well she could be laughing and I go kiss her and she falls backward and she gets lockjaw and her mouth is clamped around mine, and I get lockjaw too"
-Chad
"Chad, if you want to know how to kiss to kiss a girl, I'll tell you all you have to do..is be yourself. You have to be Chad Linus."
-Doug
"Well anyway by the end of the night, we're all gettin laid."
-Mickey
"That's right"
-Doug
"Except for you Doug"
-Mickey
"That's right"
-Doug

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