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| *New* "Doug..." -Chad "I told you Chad that isn't my name anymore !" -Doug "DOUG" -Chad "Yes Chad ?" -Doug "I am AFRAID !" -Chad "Don't worry I'm not moving that far away and this will give a chance to rely on yourself instead of me." -Doug "And I can't think of anyone else better not to rely on" -Jerry (Doug leaves..) "I am gonna be idependent and I am gonna rely on myself...I'd give me 3 days !" -Chad *New* "First I'll faint, then I'll come to you I'll die." -Chad *New* "I never kissed a girl before" -Chad "But you had sex with a girl before, right ?" -Mickey "I don't know how to kiss a girl" -Chad "All you have to do is kiss her..what's the worst thing that could happen ?" -Jerry "Well she could be laughing and I go kiss her and she falls backward and she gets lockjaw and her mouth is clamped around mine, and I get lockjaw too" -Chad "Chad, if you want to know how to kiss to kiss a girl, I'll tell you all you have to do..is be yourself. You have to be Chad Linus." -Doug "Well anyway by the end of the night, we're all gettin laid." -Mickey "That's right" -Doug "Except for you Doug" -Mickey "That's right" -Doug Thanks to Stephanie- [email protected] |
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