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| Enroll in one of our fine programs from the list below. and get the benefit of a post secondary education. look at the exciting courses to chose from... Roadside animal assistance (roadkilll cleaner) Petroleum distributor (Gas station attendant) restaurant managers assistant. ( waiter / Waitress) Frozen dairy sales (ice cream truck driver) Medical assistant (doctors personal bitch) proffesional entertainment provider (stripper) Hospital maintainance (Janitor) or get your degree in.... Working at wal-mart smoking rocks or child pornography distribution |
| Your watching TBS, and somewhere between the wedding singer, and the wedding singer you encounter the most annoying thing to be invented since the wedding singer. If you watch TBS especially late at night you encounter the SAME commercial every commercial break. its a commercial for some half assed college that some fraudulent mutherfucker made up. and they only run them at 2am cus they know every deadbeat nightshift worker in Atlanta will see it and get inspired to go. they always have some real stupid name like "High-Tech Institute, or Georgia medical institure, or Atlanta Technical College. which is funny cus they are TECHNICALLY not a college. they always have some person that looks like they were once a loser, but finally after graduating from one of the fine institutes above, they are succesful, they wear suits and sit in a cubical crunching numbers... some of them even have a diploma from this fine educational investment that looks like its printed on a napkin from boston pizza, and now some even give you a stylish class ring, adding to the effectivness of your punches after you realize your education is a hoax and you go on a bar room brawl. Some people go to college some dont, those who dont aren't any less effective in their job, its about drive. i mean if your gunna go back to college to get a diploma, than go back, but theres no point in going to some shitty ghetto building with a tin roof and a sign clearly noting the schools fine history of being established in 2004. these arent real schools. its just some real smart motherfucker cashing in on your guilty conscience of being a nobody I hate TBS because they ram these commercials down yoru throat to the point that youd rather watch a playtex commercial with a girl talking about freshness to escape the barrage of false claims. If i want a bunch of promises made that have absolutely no backing, and are full of false claims, ill go to church thank you. they may not have a class ring but they have a snack halfway through the mass, and giving money is optional. than you see an operator on a phone with an almost Adult Chat Line voice looking at you with that warm look of good intentions......... |
| Okay TBS we get it you want to educate us.... try to think of that before playing back to back adam sandler movies. A man that was once funny, but soon became as amusing as a one armed retard trying to wipe their ass after a shit. What i wanna know, is if there are so many colleges in Georgia, why the hell is the state so uneducated boasting such a high crime rate? you could probably learn more by reading a condom wrapper than going to any one of these bastard schools, so save your money and just be happy your a hard working person who isnt taken in by all this repetitive bullshit advertising. God will thank you later for not being a toal fucking dipshit. |
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