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| CANADIAN IDLE |
| Alright, so by show of hands who all here is going to vote in the upcoming provincial election? *Crickets Chirp* Ya i didn't so. Look I can't stress this position enough people. "if you don't vote, you can't complain." Sure ultimately it's the politicians that fuck this country up like a bad P.C.P. trip, but if you can't take time out of your busy schedule of doing nothing at work followed by doing nothing at home... your really to blame because your vote could have helped but you didn't want to help. You were content being an ignorant prick. NOT voting is the political equivalent to standing idly by and watching a rape in progress and not doing anything about it. What the hell kind of society are we living in where the same dipshit demographic that must watch american idol relgiously and spend MONEY on a vote for some jerkoff who wont ever get a record deal, won't even take the time to vote for FREE to determine their own future? Stop living vicariously through others. Seriously people your not "Johnny Superstar" on American Idol, your a Canadian citizen (and a very piss poor one at that) whos very life will be directly effected by everything that the government does. Voting is the one thing that the government lets us have a say in. After that it's just a bunch of finger wagging at what they are doing wrong. So stop making excuses as to why your not going to, or haven't voted.... here are my faves... 1.) What's the point they are all going to screw you in the end anyways!!! Although this is the most accurate argument brought forth by you nay-sayers is still raises a good question, If your about to get screwed by somebody...don't you want a say in whos going to bend you over? Seriously people this isn't 7 minutes in heaven at Bobby Fishers 7th grade birthday party, This choice really does matter especially when you consider that this jerk is going to represent you for 4 years. 2.) I don't want to vote because im not into politics and wouldn't know who to vote for. OH COME OFF IT!!! you wen't to school didn't you? you know how to read right? Why dont you put down the cosmo magazine for 10 minutes and read up on it. once again YOUR future. Cosmo sections about how to please your man are bullshit anyways...you really want to please your man? grow a brain, be a funtioning member of society and vote. 3.) I don't believe in government, by voting your just supporting bullshit democracy. The ironic part is the only thing that makes a democracy bullshit, are its voters who don't care enough to speak up BEFORE it's too late. Sure throwing pies in the face of our premier sounds like fun, but once he wipes the merangue of his face, he is still going to jack up the price on everything from bacon to ben-gay. do something NOW remember the old saying "you should have though about that before..." well.... nows that time you wish you could go back to. Unless you have a prototype for a flying DeLorean, live in the now. 4.) If i vote ill just vote how my parents vote... Oh thats right your too braindead to put your OWN checkmark choice down.... are you fucking imbred? your parents make more than you do, have kids, and are from a different time. You aren't married with 3 kids a dog and clearing 80k net every year, so dont vote like someone who is. Your parents had a say on what you wore, who you hung out with, and what you should do with your life....time to cut the chord you fucking weiners. For once during election time i havent told you WHO to vote for.... why you ask? well it comes down to the fact that what works for me might not neccesarily work for you. vote, learn, read the papers, keep up with society, and learn from past mistakes. Don't let the government take you for a ride in a car YOU paid for. Stand up tall and send a message to the assholes who fondle your hard earned tax dollars. |