| JESUS CHRIST...YOUR AN IDIOT!!! |
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| Dear devout catholic I apologize for my total lack of spiritual knowledge. It's unfortunate that you were too busy reading the bible to appreciate the irony of my statement. I hope you sleep more soundly knowing that you made a difference today and your major in theology hasn't gone to waste. Jesus is proud of the lesson you taught me, and he was also gratified by your willingness to sacrafice the image of our religion which has already lost so much street cred in the eyes of it's followers. Rest assured that the last 4 years of smoking pot at trent university and analyzing artistic pieces of the rennisance was not in vein. peace be with you...jerkoff! |
| Before we jump to any conclusions here, let me state right now that i am NOT attempting to challenge the church, yes there some things that even I wont touch. I am part of this website where you post your profile, pictures, etc. I made a comment that girls whos pictures are as dirty as a hustler magazine generally dont mark themselves down as religious. I feel this is a fair statement, as most girls on this website who are only here to have a one night stand generally dont feel the need to broadcast their faith or drag the apostles into the mix. So i get this email from this feminist bitch who was offended by my implications. She told me im a "typical arrogant catholic." she went on to say that i shouldn't cast stones, and i should love my neighbour. She than went on to say she was a better catholic than me, and not promiscuous. Now im not a great christian...or even a practicing one for that matter, but did this feminist bitch just prove my point even more? YOUR SUPER CATHOLIC AND DONT SLEEP AROUND..... did i miss something? And how hypocritical is it that she told me ashes a better catholic than me because she doesnt make assumptions? wow lady, way to set the religion back a few years, with followers like you it's a real surprise that Jesus Christ hasn't reverted back to judaism! SO here is what i wrote the lost soul.... |
| Todays lesson is as follows.... Just because jesus loves us, doesn't mean he isnt embarassed when you act like a donkey! If your going to open your mouth at least know what is about to come pouring out of it. If you need to think more than one second before you say something, chances are nobody will really appreciate the advice. Religion isn't about who can kiss more ass to get to where they are going. Theres no badges of merritt, no favourites, and no prizes. being a snot nose brat feminist with an agenda won't buy any brownie points with god or any of his ophiliates.. but for those of you that still yearn to be a total and utter asswipe may i suggest challenging one if not more of the following taboos...... -make fun of someones skin colour, or disability -poke fun at someones terminal illness...cancer is always gold material -tell someone that their religious views will secure them a good seat in hell Some people make me sick! |