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These sounds are rated...kind of like movies. It will be up to your discretion whether or not to download them. If you think something might offend you, don't listen to it or download it. Most of these are from movies and TV shows.

Tweety Bird(80.7k)Rated G..."Singing in the Bathtub..."

I'm gonna Take you home and hug you...(83.7k)Rated G...Mindy? from Loony or Tiny Toons

Okay, I Love You Bye-Bye(15.7k)Rated G...Mindy from Tiny Toons

Porky Pig: Son of a bbbbb Gun...(82.5k)Rated PG...Never hear that in a cartoon!!

There's only 1 thing wrong with it(23.8k)Rated G...Bugs Bunny

What's Up Doc?(24.2k)Rated G...Bugs Bunny

Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting Elmer's(56k)Rated G...Bugs Bunny

I can't help it if I'm Cute(31k)Rated G...Dot from Animaniacs

Disgusting(23k)Rated G...Dot from Animaniacs

May I Help You(8.59k)Rated G...Dot from Animaniacs

Mufasa(66.8k)...The Heyena's from the Lion King

A Better Place(30.5k)Rated G...The Alien from Toy Story "going to a better place"

Ohh, yes, I'm rumbly in my tumbly(45.2k)Rated G...Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh Song(34.9k)Rated G...From the beginning of the Winnie the Pooh Song

T-I-double G-er, that spells Tigger(39.6k)Rated G...Tigger spells his name on Winnie the Pooh

Whooo-who-who-whooo(15k)Rated G...Tigger Laugh!

Tigger: Don't be redicorous(35.2k)Rated G...Tigger from Winnie the Pooh

Think! Think! Think!(27.7k)Rated G...Winnie the Pooh trying to think!

Narrator: Eeyore arrived...(207k)Rated G...Portion of the an episode of Winnie the Pooh

Rabbit and Tigger discuss manners(64.3k)Rated G...From Winnie the Pooh

Tigger's Song(368k)Rated G...The Wonderful thing about Tiggers!!

I Have Got to Get Me One of These(24.1k)Rated G...Will Smith in Independence Day

Flip Out(243k)Rated PG...A Guy Flipping out, from one of National Lampoons Vacations

Forrest Gump(53.1k)Rated G..."Hello, My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump"

It's okay, I've done this before(31k)...Danny DeVito

You're a virgin?(74.5k)Rated PG...The girls from Clueless (the Movie)

Icky, Icky, Icky(48.4k)Rated G...I think this is from a movie, I just can't remember which!

What idiot put you in charge?(18.5k)Rated G...British sounding male

Remember, the Force will be with you always(91.4k)Rated G...Obei Wan Kanobi to Luke in Star Wars

You must learn the ways of the Force(42.5k)Rated G...Obei Wan Kanobi to Luke in Star Wars

Baah, Humbug!(44.8k)...From one of the Scrooge movies

I'll get you my pretty...(79.8k)...The witch in the Wizard of Oz

Big Pile of Shit(14.5k)Rated PG..."That is one big pile of shit"(From Jurassic Park)

A chastity belt?! That's going to chafe my willy(68k)Rated PG...Robin Hood, From Robin Hood, Men in Tights

You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go!(53.2k)Rated G...End of Ferris Bueller's Day Off

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...(80.8k)Rated PG...Bill Murray

Morning Dickhead, Hello Moron(24.9k)Rated PG...From Grumpy Old Men

Did you mount her?(36.6k)Rated PG...From Grumpy Old Men

I'd be mountin' every woman(71k)Rated PG...From Grumpy Old Men

Salami(76.4k)Rated PG...From Grumpy Old Men

I have been to Hawaii...(132k)Rated PG...From Grumpy Old Men

Arugh(19.4k)Rated G...Tim Taylor's grunt from Home Improvement

Bud Frogs(89.1k)Rated G(some violence)...Bud Frogs doing their thing, until...SPLAT!

Meow Mix Cat(74k)Rated G(some violence)...Meow, Meow, Meow...then a different ending!

You are a meathead(35.8k)Rated G...Archie Bunker, All in the Family

Dogs Love Trucks(51.4k)Rated G...From the Nissan Commercial

Make It So(12.3k)Rated G...Captain Picard, from Star Trek: TNG

Shut Up Wesley(22.1k)Rated G...Captain Picard, from Star Trek: TNG

The name is Bean, Mr. Bean(77.9k)Rated G...From the Mr. Bean TV show

We're Fit Shaced(79.2k)Rated PG...Beavis and Butthead are drunk!?!

To start, press any key. Where's the anykey?(38.5k)Rated G...Homer Simpson on The Simpsons

I hit the jackpot!!(51k)Rated G...Homer Simpson on The Simpsons

I am the thing from ur-anus(55.7k)Rated PG...By Bart Simpson, The Simpsons

Your story is very compelling Mr. Jackass(42.2k)Rated PG...Sounds like Moe on The Simpsons

Is there a Mike Rotch...Mycrotch??(133k)Rated PG...Sounds like Moe on The Simpsons

B.O. problem?(63.1k)Rated G...Moe from The Simpson's

Laughter & Snorts(96.9k)Rated G...Exactly What it Says (Female) with some snorts

Laugh-Snort(51.2k)Rated G...Female Laughing, then Snorting

Laughter(65.9k)Rated G...Sounds Like one of the Chipmunks Laughing

Au Contrare(44k)Rated G..."Au Contrare Baby, I think you can't resist me" Fake French Accent

I Gotta Pee(72.7k)Rated G...Male "I Gotta Pee, Can You all Hold for about 5-10 Minutes?"

I'm a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house(57.2k)Rated G...Sexy Woman's Voice

Hi Michelle, What are you up to?(53.8k)Rated G...Male with western or southern (U.S.) accent

And, By the way, when you're telling thse little stories, have a point(55.7k)Rated G...Male, from some movie

I wish I was a witch, I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass(39.6k)Rated PG...Male Voice

I got hemroids bad. My ass is killing me. I need help.(40.1k)Rated PG...Male

Chat room Asshole(155k)Rated PG...Get the Asshole outta here (Female)

Spooky Goodbye(46.6k)Rated G...Sounds like voice from 7th Guest

Spooky Welcome(16.5k)Rated G...Exactly that!

You are a pervert!(13.3k)Rated PG...Where have I heard this?

PMS-Scare(40.6k)Rated PG...We're not that bad!!

Get a Life(12k)Rated G...This man really means it!

Alzheimer's (316k)Rated PG...Someone lamenting about Alzheimer's

Mad Cow(122k)Rated PG...Sounds like a Mad Cow!!

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