| 1. Your grandparents have gold teeth. 2. You think canadians dont know how to drink. 3. You know how to drink. 4. You do Drink. 5. You either shave you head or gel back your hair. 6. You only listen to techno. 7. Your parents make you work non stop because it builds. character. 8. You got a Carpet hanging from a wall in your house. 9. When you want to buy something nice , your parents tell you. that in the USSR they had to share a pair of shoes their neighbors. 10. Your parent's job has something to do with computers. 11. You know how to play chess. 12. You think Samagon is better then Moonshine. 13. You think Anna Kournikova is hotter than Britany Spears. 14. Taking over the world or joining the mafia is your life long ambition. |
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