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Chalky Ass Trick
First, Take a piece of chalk, when the teacher is out of the room go to his desk and on the seat of his chair write any provokative message your heart desires,  make sure you do it backward.  So then the teacher will sit down, and if it works clear enough, all the kids will be laughin at the teacher every time he/she turns around and the teacher will not know what the hell is going on.
Ammonia
If you are ever sitting in chemistry class and you get the chance to work with any chemical with the word Ammonia in it, TAKE SOME!  That shit can get smelly.  Dump it in the heaters of the schools, in trash cans, behinde toilets, then bail.  In about 5-10 minutes the entire school will smell like shit.
Stank out the Library
Open up a can of tuna fish and then go to the library, place the opened can behind a book somewhere, make sure you can't be seen by any survalence cameras if your school has them.  After a couple days the library will stink to hell, so bad they might even have to get the Magic The Gathering Kids out of there.
Teacher meets floor
First off, go into the classroom before school and unscrew the shit on the bottom of the teachers chair so it can easily fall over if they lean forward.  Place a tac on the back of the chair so when they lean back they will instinctivly lean forward, and fall out of the chair.
Ants are a pain in the ass excellent for pranks
This is very simple, if you have an abundance of ants in your school, simply place a fruit roll up or a fruit by the foot fun snake thing in a locker next to where you see lots of ants.  Do that over say, spring break, or christmas vacation, when school starts again.  Ants everywhere.
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