Funny things to do to a passed out drunk
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The Condom Caper
If your ever at a party with an abundance of alcohol and everyone is just goin to spend the night at the hosts house, then this is a funny prank to play.  After your victim has passed out (be sure he/she is in fact passed out) Pull down their pants and rub vaseline all over their ass (I would recommend you put on some gloves) and then take a condom and spit in it and put it in their pants.  Punch them in the ass hard so it will wake them up,  they will insticivley grab their ass cuz it hurts while they are still half asleep.  They will feel the vaseline and find the condom in their pants and tie those two things together with the fact that their ass hurts and then they will do one of two things, freak out and break down, or keep quiet and not tell anyone while a piece of them dies every day.
Drunk-Walk
Be sure this prank is done on a warm night so your victim doesn't freeze to death cuz alcohol lowers your body temperature without you feeling any colder.  After your victim passes out, dress them in a funn outfi.. A fairy, cowboy, ballet princess etc.  Then go place them somewhere outside a public building or some government place like city hall.  When they wake up in the morning they will either have to walk home in that outfit, or be hauled in by the pigs and explain just what in the hell they were doing.
The Mummy
Like most of these pranks, this one requires an extremely drunk victim.  When they pass out or you can convince them that it will be really cool.  Wrap them up in medical wrap or something that would be impossible for them to get out of when they wake up.  Wrap up their entire body only leaving room for them to breath.  They will wake up and probably be pissed off about the situation they have been placed in while they were in their vunrable state of physical being.
The Smurf
After your victim has passed out, take him/her to the bathroom and wrap a towel around their neck, take a bowl of warm water and mix it together will any food coloring of your choice, be sure to use lots of food coloring..  Make sure you have gloves on.  Apply this to the victims face with any cloth.  The great thing about food coloring is that it will not wash off.  It will only go away when all the skin cells it has colored are removed from his/her face.  So it'll take a couple of weeks for it to wear off, or a full day of washing untill the victim has pretty much washed his/her entire face off.
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