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Shaving Cream Bomb
First thing, go to the store and buy a fresh can of shaving cream, go home and throw it into your freezer untill you can the contents inside the can are frozen into a white column lookin thing.  Just put a can in there until you are ready to use it.  Take the frozen can of shaving cream and go to your targets house.  When you are ready, cut the can open and pull out the white frozen column of shaving cream, NOW HURRY, YOU ONLY HAVE ABOUT AN HOUR TO USE IT!!  Place it into someting like their car, but be careful with that, cuz if the windows are up the shaving cream bomb will blow them out so roll them down if you can, we don't want to screw anyone over like that now.  Or slip it into their garage.  In a few hours the shaving cream will be everywhere and it will be a p.i.t.a to clean up.
Vaseline
There are so many uses you can use Vaseline for, just use it anywhere where it will be a pain in the ass.  Car windows, house windows, toilet seats, doorknobs, phones, whatever.  Use it to you hearts content.
Flour Bomb
Get a paper towel and get it wet.  Squeeze it so it it just damp but can be broken very easily.  Lay the paper towel down and put flour in the middle of it, fold the corners of the paper towel up with a string of any kind.  Throw it at someone, watch the paper towel break, and see a burst of white cloud consume your victim while you laugh with triumph.
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