� Live underground until they can stop lying
� Be destroyed
� Stop being shallow jerks
� Be prince charming like in Cinderella
� Should wear signs that display their true feelings
� Wear tight pants
� Bring us chocolate every day
� Walk with their girlfriends at graduation
� Not wear condoms during sex
� Be still and silent like the stars are beautiful
� Learn to read the minds of girls
STUDENT TEACHERS�(MIKA!!!)
� Mika walked by and you weren�t here! HAHAHA!!
� Mr. �Gerber� vs. Mr. Berg��Gerber� Wins
� If named Mika, can go without shaving and be hot
� Should wear tigh (p)leather pants
� Shouldn�t wear pants at all
REASONS WHY TACO HELL IS THE WORST PLACE TO WORK:
� Kristi is there
� Most of the managers are bitches
� Charlie
� CJ isn�t there
� Jan-Michael, Justin, Lett, and Jeremy are worthless pieces of shit and should go to (hell) heaven
� Dishes
� Drug addicts and alcoholics
� Not being able to leave on time
� Managers always asking you to stay when the don�t really need you to
� Don�t pay enough for all the bullshit we have to put up with
� Gossip
� Immature people
� Isiah is a pain in the ass
� Any hours over 5 sucks
� New people
REASONS WHY WE HATE GUYS:
� Cuz CJ isn�t walking with me
� Tyson is gay L
� We can�t date the famous ones
� Shallow!
� Look better as females than females do
� Physically stronger
� Johnny Depp isn�t ours
� They lie
� The good ones are taken
� The don�t listen
� Say all the wrong things at all the wrong times
� Say things that make us cry and they don�t even know it
� They�re stupid enough to start a war over a female.
REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE AND ROSES FIX EVERYTHING BUT REALLY SHOULDN�T:
� Because it reminds you either how much you love your person or how bad they messed up
� It�s so clich�d but still thoughtful
� Chocolate tastes really good and roses die-they don�t last forever
� Because it is better to prove you�re sorry than say it
REAOSNS WHY I WOULD PICK MY CD�S OVER YOU:
� My cd�s last forever, you don�t.
� My CD�s always relate to me
� The make good frisbee�s
� Prrrreeeetttyyy
� I�d rather listen ot my music than you (CJ)
� Because sexy guys with hot voices make me remember that life is still good
� They sound better than you
� When they complain and act depressive, it is hot. When you do it, it�s sad and pathetic
REASONS WHY I�M NOT GIVING:
� I�m not Maurice
� I�m greedy
� That�s just nasty
� �.I agree with all of the above
� May no always have a toothbrush (bad breath)
� I like to receive! (j/k)
REASONS WHY HIGH SCHOOL SHOULD BE ABOLISHED:
� Takes away your time to sleep!
� People like Yahida, Beemer, and Berg, make you want to launch youself off Mt. Everest and land in a pit of needles right after you throw the above people off..but into a separate pit cuz you don�t want to share your pain and agony with them
� Won�t let me graduate (Kristi)
� Know more than the teacher
� I could be doing better things than sitting down for hours and listeing to annoying people
� Girlfriends have to do their boyfriends homework J
� Teachers hand out toooo much senseless homework
� The same reason life should be�.IT SUCKS
WHY I LOVE CJ!!!!!
� He�s a good person, friend, boyfriend and an excellent love(r)
� He�s humorous and perverted
� He�s my stray
� We�ve been through a lot
� He�s understanding
� He has the qualities of a Golden Retriever J
� He�s cute
� A Hard worker
� Strong physically and mentally
� (no comment) Kristi
� He keeps me warm
� He is the only one who can make me cry (daily sometimes)
REASON�T WHY KRISTI HATE THE PREVIUS PAGE�
� I don�t love cj
� I don�t love
� Love sickens me
� It isn�t about her
� He hurts her
� She�s in love with Chris Perez
___________ VS. _________________ AND WHO WOULD WIN?
� Kim vs. Berg � Mr. Berg
� Corey vs. Courtney � Courtney
� Time vs. Jessie � both die at the same time
� Kristi vs. CJ � ?
� Perez vs. Kristi �Kristi Just cuz she�s the �male� in that relationship and we won�t take in consideration the fact that Chris broke her finger.
� Kim vs. Maurice � Kim, not that Maurice minds
� Me vs. You � neither we would both laugh or give up.
� Tiffany vs. Lett � Tiffany
� Courtney vs. Charlie � Courtney
� Cathy vs. Anyone � Anyone
WHY MAKE THIS BOOK IS BAD!
� The people we talk bad about are bond to find it
� This is going to come back and haunt us
� One of us will lose it
� Someone will tattle
� History repeates itself (I�ve already gotten a �book� taken away)
� One of us will let the wrong person see
� It�s to big to swallow to hide the evidence
� Its just mean
� Kim will get her mom involved
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE A BAD DAY�
� Don�t go to work
� Curl up with your teddy bear in bed
� Watch favorite TV show
� Listen to Amber Pacific, MR, Moneen, Chiodos, Emanuel, Saosin, FFIL, etc, etc, etc,�
� Talk to the one you love (for Courtney � CJ)
� Cry
� Eat ice cream
� Complain
� Sleep
� Buy CD�s
� Blame someone else
WHY ENGLISH CLASS SHOULD NOT BE TAUGHT BY THE STUDENTS
� Most don�t know what they are doing no matter who�s teaching
� Don�t learn a single thing
� Makes class unbearable and the people in the class become even more unappealing
� Leads to ANGER!
� It remind you how much better your job is
REASONS TO MOVE OUT
� FREEDOM! (Amen to that)
� Do whatever you want
� No curfews, stupid rules, pointless conversation
� Independent
� Means you�re 18 or at least close to
� Sleep in, stay up late, and no dogs,
� CJ
� Sex and cuddle time
REAOSNS WHY I LIKE THE RAIN
� The smell after it rains
� Just in case I didn�t shower (j/k)
� Puddles
� Funt to drive and make �splashes�
� Lightining and thunder
� Comfy clothes day
WHY YOU SHOULDN�T HAVE ANYTHIG TO DO WITH PEANUT BUTTER:
� Auntie
� Can�t afford it
� Who wants it
� Wow�.
REASONS WHY I SHOULD STOP WRITING ABOUT TOPICS I WANT NO ONE ELSE TO SEE:
� Cause right now the person next to me is already starting to read this
� Raises too many questions I don�t want to answer
� Trouble, trouble, and more trouble
� Becaues KIM SCALER would hate us if she knew I think of her as a SHALLOW BITCH and I wouldn�t want that�on second thought
REASONS NOT TO FIGHT SOMEONE WHO IS STRONGER THAN YOU:
� Break your finger
� Pain
� You will lose
� You�ll cry and look like a sisy for other bigger strong people
THINGS YOU LIKE BUT WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO YOUR �BF�
� Avril Lavigne
� The Goldn Girls
� Polly Pocket
� Fresh graves
� Your wedding
� Love fantasies
� Your BF being aggressive in bed
� Your job (sometimes)
� Life
� Mondays
� Your BF�s crappy van
� Kristi�s cast
� Hanson
� Sappy love songs
� The Notebook
� His tan
WHY BEING FRIENDS WITH OTHER GIRLS SUCKS:
� Flirt with your b/f
� Blonde moments
� Not smart enough to have a conversation with
� Two-face liars
� (Courtney: I�m insulted!)
REASONS WHY I WOULD DATE ANY MEMBER OF TAKING BACK SUNDAY:
� They are ALL hot!!
� They have pretty guitars
� They can sing me to sleep
� Tour with them across the country
� And com on�it�s TAKING BACK SUNDAY�
� They have create and good lyrics
� Because how often does that chance come around
� Because the song �cute without the �e�(cute from the team)� drives CJ insane.
WHAT I HATE ABOUT THE MORNING:
� Courtney most depressive time
� I have to get up
� School
� Every minute is one more minute closer to the time I have to go to work
� Its cold
� I don�t want to get up
� School
� Courtney: I really am depressive..
� Mornings are depressing
� Morning sickness.
WHY WATCHING PEOPLE WALK BY IS SO INTERESTING:
� Mr. Tenner walks by at least twice
� Its like a jungle-you see things that you never thought you wanted to
� Every once in a while a guy with a cute butt walks by
� I�m not the one walking. I�m sitting!
� I have nothing else to do
� Mika.
WHY I THINK EVERYTHING I WROTE IN THIS WILL COME BACK AND DESTROY ME:
� Someone is going to read this soon
� I hae a bad feeling about (taking back Sunday)
� There are some pretty mean things about people in here and I�m sure they will be ones to read it first
� Courtney is going to therapy for this
� Our kids are going to find then we�ll have to put them into therapy
THINGS I WOULD RATHER BE DOING RIGHT NOW THAN THIS:
� seducing CJ
� Cuddle
� Figuring out Mika�s address
� Sleeping
� On tour with a bunch of guys
� w/ cj
� destroying room D112 w/ Berg and Beemer inside
� convincing everyone their life is worthless
� listening to my ipod
� a cigarette
THINGS I�LL NEVER TRY
� cum
� sticking my hand up a cows ass
� abstinence
� prostitution
� being a lesbian
� another guy
� flavored condoms
� Cathy�s life
� living forever
� eating eyeballs
YOU KNOW YOU�RE A SLOT WHEN�
� you fold your skirt up so it�s even shorter
� your name is written on the walls in both the girls and boys bathrooms
� You have two kids and you�re not even 18
� You have a kid and don�t know the father�s name.
� You�re dream is to star on Jerry Springer
