This isn't really randomness, I didn't know where else to put it but I thought of this list while I was sitting on my shower floor trying my dearest to masterbate (it felt more like rape) and I thought it was important so here it is...


You know you are feeling like shit when:
it takes you an hour in the shower, but you spent 45 minutes of it sitting on the floor
The only lyric you remember is Pushit by TOOL
You take the phone with you everywhere even though you know no one is going to call
You almost blow 90.00$ on a dress that doesn't fit you even though it was a Medium and it was the largest size they had
You can't finish your favorite Starbuck's coffee drink because you don't want anything sweet
Masterbation feels like rape
You are willing to stay up till 2:00am just to have your friend call you
Your extra pillow on your bed becomes the only thing to hug you
You have almost beat this video game but you don't feel like playing as much as you feel like just staring at the screen
You don't know if you are hot or cold but either way you are not going to do anything about it
You know you are hungry but don't feel like eating because you couldn't fit the damn Medium size dress
You laugh about it all but inside you feel ripped to shreads
You don't have a reason for feeling like shit


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