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Aww my baby's got a new boyfriend! It's exciting news for everyone who has ever loved Jeordie White and has considered him your Twiggy Christ Superstar (www.basstendencies.com). And the magic of it all is that Jeordie is officially the bassist for the new NIN tour!! YEA!!!!!! This is where the whole boyfriend thing comes in. Now for the longest time (back in the nineties) our Jeordie boy was playing bass for Marilyn Manson (which by the way was a wonderful relationship that I was very sad to see broken up) and was associated with NIN on many occasions, see for example Antichrist Superstar, but Jeordie and Trent Reznor never really got the wonderful in and out of the bedroom relationship that Marilyn and Trent had. Now that has all changed. Finally the two boys can be together without any interuptions from Marilyn or Maynard James Keenan, who had a little "relationship" with Trent himself during the "tapeworm" project. Jeordie has been known to serve his fellow lead singer in almost every permanent band he has ever been with, this won't be any different. And since Trent Reznor would rather get a full body massage by mustard covered male midgets then ever date a woman, I'm sure the groupies won't even get in the way of the relationship which was meant to be from the start. So how did it all start? Well from the bullshit knowledge I have come to reconize as truth it all started after Thirtenth Step was released and the tour was over that Maynard James got a little bored with Jeordie (That is still hard for me to comprehend) and asked his good friend Trent Reznor if he could do a tradeoff with one of is "friendly" band memebers. Of course Trent with no hesitation offered his boring boyfriend Danny Lohner to please Maynard during the making of the treehugging eMOTIVE. In exchange Trent got what he has been wanting for a VERY long time...Mr. Jeordie White. They are going to have SOOOOOO much fun on tour together. |
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