"Mommy mommy, a big man in makeup got me to drink green stuff!!!! It smelled funny, but he said it was the drink of the ArTiSt'S so I took a sip and now i'm stoned out of my fucking mind, I want to have a four-some with flying Russian drawfs, and I'm going to write a really shitty c.d. which I'm going to name the Golden Age of Grotesque and call it my best work yet! Aren't you proud!!!!"
Look how smart and creative I can be!!!!!
With the not very recent realease of his greatest hits album (which aren't really his greatest hits) and The Against All Gods tour, Marilyn Manson has officially lost his fucking head. Now to all people who hated Manson before, this is very good news for you, it means that before when he was The Antichrist you would never see him in the daylight on the street but now you can go to the zoo and see him and his Fionce acting just as you would, how fucking cute (click picture above). So what happened, is it the drink of the ArTiSt'S or is it just time for him to settle down. Either way, I don't care. Marilyn Manson is not human, no one can take as much drugs as him, and any man who has had sex with as many fucking people as he had, as many fucking times, and in too many fucking ways would either die or have to have his dick cut off to keep the mutiple infections from spreading through his system. Marilyn Manson is a god. Rightly named the god of fuck. And the last thing I want my god of fuck doing is get married to a Betty Paige wanna-be, who he only hooked up with because they were interested in the same thing, and make any more shitty breakup/hurtful pathetic love songs or any song in general that contains the words haters, thug, party, whitey, super-ego, Ka-boom, and most importantly scabaret sacrilegends. God I hate that c.d. So did Jeordie apparently since that was the reason he left. All I can think is how poor Madonna is making out, now that his hair is a blond buzz-cut and Marilyn doesn't pay any attension to him. Well if you are one of those people who thinks that Marilyn Manson now is the best thing that has ever happened to him, shame on you. You obviosly don't like antichrists or have very good taste in music. Oh and as a last note, fucking simease twins on camera is cool but when you add yourself talking to your very ugly cat in the back ground it kinda messes everything up. There is not a difference between ArTiStS and Antichrists unless you are a phoney artist or a phoney antichrist.
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