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The following reviews do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of Anubis or the 4000 dead kings and druids that are housed in his colon. They do however express the views and opinions of Tomb of Anubis viewers, hence the whole point of it being a "Reader Reviews" section, Wingnut. With all that disclaimer crap outta the way, allow me to introduce, in the red corner, weighing in at over 1700 metric tons, standing at over 92 centimeters tall, hailing from the seven corners of the global matrix and wearing the leopard print trunks with the words "Sassy Mothra" printed on the back: The Reader Reviews!
Highlander: Endgame - Tomb reader Ash Ketchum takes a stab at living forever by reviewing the fourth confusing installment of the Highlander quartet.
Island of Death - Brother Ragnarok stops by for a break from the website turmoils of the Brotherhood of Bad Movies to unload a few disturbing thoughts on the family politics of Island of Death.
The Matrix: Revolutions - Ash Ketchum dives into the world of Neo, Agent Smith, Cowboy Curtis, and a legion of evil robot sperm as he reviews the final part of the Matrix trilogy.
Turkish Star Trek - The Bad Movie Message Board's own Dogheart sinks his teeth into the Turkeys' attempts at re-creating American sci-fi TV cream cheese... well, what else do you call people from Turkey?
Interested in forcing your thoughts and opinions on others, but lacking in the web-fu know-how to do so? Step up to the bar, order a pitcher of the old Milk Plus, e-mail the God of Death with your review and see your fucking name in lights! Don't worry about censorship, we don't do that kind of thing around here. Oh yeah, and be sure to spellcheck any and all work yourself, as all Grammar Nazi hate mail will instantly be forwarded to you. That's right, you, with your wee beady little eys, pointed head and furrowed brow...
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