Meet Andy Laurinec

Instrument:  Jack Daniels 6 String

Goals and asperations:   I would really like to meet Layne Stayley, John Lee Hooker,  Ray Charles, Elvis, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Hank Williams, Cole Porter, and Gondi before they die.

Influences (personal): That one guy who took that thing and made it work. 

Influences (professional): Alice in Chains, Metallica, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and Devo

Other Hobbies other that music: Shooting at anything that moves, but I also enjoy holding the one you love while sitting around a nice campfire. 

Things I want people to know about me:  I'm a man. I need to feel loved, I need to be desired. I want women to whisper sweet nothings into my ear. I want Flowers from time to time. I'm tired of being looked at like I'm some  piece of meat, and I'm not here for your sexual gratification. 

Occupation: Professional spousal Extermination aka Murder for Hire. If you need my services please leave a self addressed stamped envelope under the big rock on the ninth green at the Whitehawk Golf course on the second Tuesday of every month.

Preferred Occupation:  Wal-Mart Greeter.  All the really hot chicks are Wal-Mart Greeters.

Words of Wisdom:  You don't need to be a rocket surgeon to play guitar. ROWYCO

Andy Hard at Work

Andy Link and Inspiration