HAHAHAHA. . .GO0D LUCK. . .

Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!

If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!

If you were Mountain Dew, I'd do the dew! [[whoa. . .LOL]]

Will you be the gravy in my mashed potatoes? [[ehhh. . .]]

If God made eveyone equal and no one is perfect, then what are you doing here?

I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day!

You must be sweaty after running through my mind all day. Why don't we hit the showers?

(Hold out your hand.) Can you hold this for me?

I'm a little worried you're not getting enough Vitamin Me.

Do you work at a bank? 'Cause you sure raised my interest.

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Milk Does Do Body Good, But DAMN how much did u Drink?!?!

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

How was Heaven when you left it?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

You should be someone's wife.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You're so sweet I'm getting a cavity just looking at you.

Is someone at the door, or is that just my heart pounding at the sight of you?

If a million people sat a million typewriters for a million years, they would never be able to type enough words to describe how beautiful you are.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

I Lost my blanket. Can I sleep With You Tonite?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Oh well then, please start.

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

-"Are u ok??"(yea, y?)"ohh, cuz i thought u got hurt when u fell down from heaven"

- "Are you religious? Because I'm the answer to all your prayers!"

- "Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

- "Do you have a library card? Because I want to check you out!"

- "Your Dad must be a drug dealer, because you're dope!"

- "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!"

- "Girl, you look so good, I could put you &on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"

- "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

- "Would you like to dance? (No.) "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said, you look fat in those pants."

- "If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

- "You're as sweet as Hershey's chocolate, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

- "Your Dad must be a baker,'cause you've got nice buns!"

- "I think I'm dying." (Why?) "Because I'm looking at heaven."

- "Can I have directions?" (To where?) "Your heart, because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

- "You don't like me do you? Well, you know what they say, opposites attract!"

- "Hey, why did you trip me?" (I didn't.) "Then how come I fell in love when you walked by?"

- (Where have you been all my life?) "What life?"

- (Do you have a boyfriend?) "If I said yes, would you leave me alone?"

- "Hello my name is _____ but you can call me tonight."

- "I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone."

- "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" "Do not enter."

- "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

- " If I told you I was a tent, would you put me up for the night?"

- "No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes."

- "If I could but live as one of your tears: to be born of your eyes, to live on your cheek, and to die on your lips."

- "If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through a garden forever."

- If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?

-Are you tired? (Why?) 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.