1) We'Re nOt As BiG oF pErVeRtS As U dInK wE All aRe

2) No mAtTa WuT u SaY, uR Ex-bF iZ aN aSsHoLe

3) We LiKe YoU tO gIvE uS hUgZ aNd KiSsEd SuMtImEz ToO

4) dUn ArGuE wIt Us WhEn We CaLL u BeAuTiFuL

5) dUn TrEaT uS liKe CrAp, WuT gOeS aRoUnD cOmEz ArOuNd

6) We KnOe Ur PrEtTy, ThAt'S oNe Of Da ReAsOnS wE'rE GoIn OuT wIt U

7) dUn Go InTo DeTaILz BoUt uR pErIoD. It ScArEs Us

8) If U haVe CrAmP aNd wE AsK u WuTz WrOnG jUsT tEll Us It'S dAt TiMe Of Da MoNtH NuThIn mOrE

9) iF u ReAllY lIkE uS fOe Us, U wOuLd LeT uS dInK dAt OuR mUsTaChE, bEaRd, Or SiDeBuRnS lOoKeD KeWl

10) We NeVeR sHaVe OuR LeGs. GeT oVa It

11) NeVeR aSk Us If U cAn PuT mAke Up On Us. It'S jUst WrOnG!!!

12) dUn MaKe bEtS bOuT uS, bC OnE oF uR fReN wILL tEll Us If U dUn.

13) WhEn wE tEll U dAt uR nOt FaT, bEliEvE Us

14) We AbSoLuTeLy DuN CaRe AboUt BaCkStReEt BoIz, NSYNC, 98 DeGrEeS oR wHat Ne GuY LoOks LiKe fOe DaT mAtTeR ,

15) wE mAy NoT bE abLe tO PeE AcUrAtElLy All Da TiMe, BuT aT LeAsT wE cAn StAnD uP AnD Go PeE

16) jUsT cUz U dInK uR aLwAyZ rItE, iT dOeSn'T mEaN dAt u DuN HavE tO aPoLoGiZe WhEn U dO sUmThInG wRoNg

17) U eXpEcT uS tO sAy N dO sWeEt ThiNgz FoE u, BuT iT wOuLd B nIcE iF u DiD dA sAmE oNcE n A wHiLe. We LiKe To KnOe Dat U lOvE uS...

18) wE cAn'T aLwAyS b SpOnTaNeUoS, sO tRy To HeLp Us MaKe Da PlAnZ sUmTiMe

19) DuN aSk Us To bEaT aNoThA gUy FoE u, CuZ u miGhT jUsT gEt WuT u WiSh FOe

20) NeVeR pReTeNd LiKe uR gOiN tO bReAk uP WiT uS aNd LaUgH wHeN wE bEliEvE u...

21) PaMeLa AnDeRsOn BoOpZ aInT fAke Ne MoRe BuT wE LiKeS uRz BeTtA nE wAyZ...

22) sIzE DoeSn'T mAtTa, ExCePt To IdIOtZ wHo DuN wAnNa rELaTiOnShIp

23) PMS is NoT An ExCuSE

24) nEvEr KiCk Us In Da NuTs "JuSt To SeE wUt We WoUld SaY"

25) iF u WanT uS tO pUt Da SeAt dOwN wHeN wE'rE dOnE, u ShOuLd PuT iT uP wHen uR'rE dOnE

26) dUn TeLL uS hOw CuTe uR Ex-Bf WaS. DaT dOeSn'T tUrN uS oN.

27) aND aLwAyS rEmEmBeR; dA wAy To A gUy heArT Is ThRu HiZ sToMaCh......aNd...MaYbe...thRu HiZ....hAhAhA....nEvA MiNd......