6 ways
to catch a lion...:fosla
Here's
something for yu intelligent scumbags...
- Newton's Method: Let,
the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion .
- Einstein Method: Run
in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity,
the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap
it easily.
- Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in
the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
- Inverse Transformation
Method We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an
inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.
- Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass
through it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
- Integration Differentiation
Method: Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where
in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t the lion to trace
out the lion.