| Quotes |
| This background is giving me a headache...Oh well, here are the QUOTES! "And god said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan'" "Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships" "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch" "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean, if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music" "My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way" "People ask me 'What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?' Then answer is 30 pounds" "The trouble with born-again Christians is that they're even more annoying the second time around" "If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will undoubtably throw lots of rubbish in it" "It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole" "Love your neighbor.......But don't get caught" "What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick" (think, you'll get it) "Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday" "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say" |