| Disclaimer: Wow! I don't own DBZ... what a revelation! *** This, I think, is pretty funny... takes place around the Saiyaman sage I guess and Goku's alive... ya know that time period? DBZ: THE OTHER DIMENSION CHAPTER 1 It was a relatively normal day. I had just finished updating my site, in fact. I grabbed a pad of paper and a pen, ran into the TV room, turned on Cartoon Network, and sat down to watch DBZ and think of fanfic ideas. That was until� �Last time on DragonBall ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz�� The audio faded out! �^*&%&$*^$#^(*^%%#*^*&%(&$^%#*� I muttered under my breath. I was just about to get up of the couch when� �Where the hell�?� �Calm down Vegeta�� �Dad? Mom? Did you guys redecorate?� �No, Gohan� I don�t know where we are�� �Maybe there�s an enemy!� �Really!?� �OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE FROM MY FAVORITE SHOW!� I screamed. The next thing I knew, I had Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, Mirai Trunks (I'll just call him Mirai), Goten, Gohan, Chi-Chi, Goku, Videl, Krillin, Dende, #18, Yamcha, Piccolo and Roshi staring at me. �What show?!� They all asked. �The enemy!� Trunks yelled, placing himself in fighting stance. Oh, shit! I thought. I can�t fight! �I�m no enemy!� I pleaded. Vegeta spoke up, �Let�s kill her before she kills one of us or-� I shook my head. �No!� Vegeta followed his son�s example, falling into a threatening fighting stance. Goku spoke up. �I say we give her a chance! When are you ever going to learn thatVegeta? When-� �Kakarott! This is no time to be discussing this. You are a fool! A fool, understand?!� I covered my ears. �STOP! STOP IT!� I screamed. Once again, all eyes were on me. �Isn�t that said enough in this show?� Vegeta walked over to me without hesitation. He grabbed my shirt and picked me up in the air. I was surprised because he�s a lot shorter in person. Gohan walked up behind him. �Vegeta, stop. She�s obviously no threat� I mean, look at her ki.� �Maybe she�s suppressing it.� �I doubt it.� Gohan sighed. �Just put her down� maybe she can tell us about what happened, okay?� Vegeta dropped me to the ground and I stood up, walking out of the room. I returned with my Saiyaman tapes and popped one in. �Camera Shy� played. �Oh, Dende!� Videl gasped. Goku�s eyes widened. �Wow! It�s me!� He started laughing. Vegeta rolled his eyes. �Insolent fool!� �STOP SAYING �FOOL�!� I yelled. �You dare to go against the Prince of Saiyans?!� �Bite me!� Vegeta let out a snarl and raised his hand to punch. Bulma stopped him. �What does this mean?� Chi-Chi asked. �Well, I guess you can look at it this way: There�s three dimension world and two dimensional world. I�m from the 3-D world, you guys are from the 2-D world.� And, might I add, I thought, looking at Gohan, you look VERY good in the 3-D world. Dende stepped up. �So I�ll just get us back." �What? How?� Mirai asked. �I�m practically God, I can do what I want!� Dende said a few Namekkian words and waved his hands. Nothing happened. Silence. Then I spoke. �I think your stuck here.� Vegeta laughed. �Right! And there are actually eight Dragonballs. Leave us alone, we can-� �She�s right,� Dende whispered. I don�t understand but�� Goku was looking rather freaked out. �Oh no! What if there�s no food? EVERY SAIYAN FOR HIMSELF!� He yelled, running out of my TV room and into the kitchen. He sighed in relief. �THEY HAVE A REFRIGERATOR, IT�S ALL GOOD!� A vein appeared on Vegeta�s forehead. �SHUT UP! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL YOU HOLD DEAR, SHUT THE HELL UP!� �Vegeta�s losing it,� Videl whispered. �What�d I do?� Goku asked. Vegeta ran into the kitchen, imitating Goku. �THEY HAVE A REFRIGERATOR!� He yelled mockingly. �IT�S ALL GOOD!� He paused before shouting out on the top of his lungs, �KAKAROTT YOU SUCK!� �STOP IT YOU TWO!� Krillin yelled, gritting his teeth. �Krillin�s losing it too,� Videl whispered again. �EVERYONE!� I yelled. �Everyone! Just calm� down. � Breathe�� There was a knock on my door. I answered it. �Megan!� �Hey, Chris! I could have sworn I just heard Vegeta shout something about �Kakarott sucks�?� I heard Vegeta from the kitchen, �THAT�S RIGHT-� then many people holding him down covering his mouth. I laughed nervously, �I�m just practicing my impressions!� I lied quickly, hoping to get her out. �Wow! You�re getting pretty good at those!� �Yeah�uh� BYE!� I slammed the door on her face. I walked back to the kitchen. Krillin was huddled in the corner with his daughter singing �My favorite things� from the Sound of Music. Vegeta stood up and banged his head on the wall screaming, �GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!� Piccolo was meditating only inches above a sharpened knife, Gohan had his head in his hands and muttering profanities that I couldn�t make out� probably Saiyan cuss words that he had heard from Vegeta. Goten and Trunk were sword fighting with stake knives�Videl was trying to stop them. Dende was just watching as events unfolded. Mirai Trunks was talking to himself� �Not only am I not in my timeline� I�m not in my dimension either!� Chi-Chi and Bulma were trying to restrain Goku from the refrigerator, as Yamcha ki blasted him away. It was obvious they were scared shitless. �Okay, listen! We all have to be optimistic!� I smiled cheesily. Vegeta, who had stopped banging his head, resumed. �GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!� �That�s the spirit, Vegeta!� I exclaimed, as I turned around, rolling my eyes. The whole situation was worse then I thought� much worse. But before I had time to worry about that, I smelled something akin to cottage cheese and tuna fish combined. Goku had gotten to the fridge and the picture wasn�t pretty. I walked into my bedroom. I really needed some �me� time. I was about to shut the door when Gohan stopped me. OH MYGOD! I thought. He�s like, in my bedroom! Gohan walked towards me. �This is really awkward,� he said. �But we�ll try to get out of here as soon as possible. Are you going to let us stay here �til then?� I nodded. How could you say no to those innocent eyes, those- He smiled. �Thanks!� He exclaimed, putting his hand on my shoulder. OH MY GOD! He�s got HIS hand on MY shoulder! And he�s all cute, and sweet, and polite, and HOT! I was afraid I would faint at any moment. �No problem,� I managed to say. We walked back out to the group and I cleared my throat. �Could I just say something for 6. 3 seconds? Hi. My name's Christine, or you can just call me Chris...You can all stay� but you can only eat when I tell you to. Only because I have to ration food� I�m not frickin� rich.� Goku started crying. So did I. *** Well... tell me how you liked it! If you did I'll continue... if not...flame me and I won't (actually I don't take many flames seriously... so review if you liked it! |