bulfamily

Hey! Buruma-san here! I'm glad you came to learn just a teensy bit about my family. This page is dedicated soley to my and my family giving you a quick overview of who we are and how me and my kids manage to live with Vejita.

Watch it, woman!

Guh. So anyway, as you all know, I came into the storyline when I was sixteen years old. I had two happily married parents, Dr. and Mrs. Briefs, who unfortunately they can't be here until the webmistress can find a picture of them.

Hey, Buruma, can I ask you something?

What?

What are your parent's real names?

Duh, Dr. and Mrs. Briefs.

No, first names.

I don't think I understand. Anyways, my first love was Yamucha, but that didn't work. So I married Vejita and the two of us had a son. The weird thing was, our son had come from the past to save us all from death.

Heyas! I'm Mirai no Trunks! *voice gets low and spooky* In my world, evil cyborgs run rampant killing everyone in sight! Ahhh! Spooooky!

Your my son?! Get outta here, pansy.

Fortunately, ourTrunks in this time became friends with cute little Goten, so now he's cool.

Yeah!

Well, until GT...

Hey! When do I getta talk? Just like in the series, everyone is havin' fun, but poor lil Bra gets left behind. And don't think I don't see Third-eye Blind and Insane Clown Posse (aka Tenshinhan and Choazu) laughing at my name behind my back. Why did you name my after a woman's undergarment, huh?!

Hey! You'll get your own family page! Go away, wench!

Be quiet, ya old hag!

Now, let's try to get along...

Shut up, dad, I wanna see them fight!

Hey, me too!

Shut up, pansy!

Make me!

It's your fault Gohan died!

*whimper* Ahh! I wanna go back to the future!

I'm sorry, everybody, it looks like Bra and Bulma may very well rip each others ovaries out and someone has to find pansy boy before Cell or someone sucks him up like Juunanagou there. See you next time on Buruma Briefs' Family Picnic!

** Note from the webmistress-- Sorry, just my lame ass humor acting up again. Should I write results for the impending battle? Or should I leave it alone? Let me know