~ My Favorite Status Messages ~

1. The universal retribution system is fucked up!



2. Shoot me. Don't forget to put the silver dollars over my eyes, either, because I don't fancy purgatory. To much like life. Pay the Ferryman.



3. As soon as I figure out how to remove my heart and live without it, it will be tossed into the garbage in, ahem, a heart beat.



4. Sing glugalimp, sing glugalump, from deep inside the Wuggly Ump.



5. Some one untie my stomach. Nerves suck.



6. One more straw on top of my back and I might die of nothing more then knowing that I have to live through it.



7. The only problem that going to bed solves is over-tiredness . . . Or maybe a hangover.