Me Me Me Me Me:

This next part would be a little snippet taken directly from my autobiography:

I grew up as a sparky country girl from Kentucky, leading a happy life and a quiet one. But I struggled through my teen years, as being the youngest female soldier in the Vietnam War. Times were hard, harsh and tough. To get through my education, I practiced my multiplication in the dirt with a stick during whatever time I had not out in the frontlines. Or at least when a dead body wasn't flying onto my equations. When a long over due war was over, I joined a band called QUEEN. I wrote many of their hit songs including "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "Another One Bites The Dust". This turned me, the Kentucky girl, into an over-night PIMP EXTRODINAIRE. I was invited to the world premeire of E.T.: Extra Terrestrial shown in the Golden State, and rather liked it in sunny California. There I spent the rest of my days, writing, and being creative. But mostly being a dumbass. I drew comics for people all around the world. And posted them here because I love you.
I heart you.

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An aspiring lesbian for the man known as Maddox, Kira spends her time looking at ninjas pork 6 hot babes at once. Most of the time she likes oekaki but most of the time she does not. One day, she met a pirate along the side of the road. She ate marshmallows today. Tomorrow she is going to spend hours in front of the computer. Sometimes I cannot sleep at night thinking about Kira. I think about Kira so much it is almost kinda scary. I really hope she becomes a lesbian like she always wanted.

You can totally tell the bitches grabbing at my ankles want my pussy. See their hands reaching up? I'm such a hot item right now. Look at my smirk as I ponder their demise (which probably involves me flipping out like a ninja and cutting down those two disco balls while I laugh heartily as it cracks open their skulls... and blood squirts everywhere. Except not on me, because I'll put myself in a force field before any shit can get on my clothes.)