NEWS
YOU ATE MY PANTS
BY: Harry Bottom
7/16/2000
In a local pie eating contest in a small town of clarksville in the western part of Mississippi, your average joe ate a pair of shorts. The victims name was not given due to reasons of embarassment. The pair of shorts was some how put into the pie before being baked. The victim has told authorities that he may know who the perpetrator was because of the type of shorts her ate. He knew the only guy that wore skin tight, corduroy, hot pink collored, bike shorts. The name is note giving at this time. Updates soon to come
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