kcquotes

1) "Aight, coo".........."A racoon??" - Dave and Kathleen

2) 831!!! - The 831 Crew

3) Lost And Found!! Lost And Found!!........ I told you F*CKERS! - Dave

4) "Key", "Holla", "Key", "Holla" - Canidates and The Capital Region Audience

5) "Let's go ORANGE!!" - Team Orange

6) "We're home", "F*ck!" - Mr. B and Dave

7) "Hi, are you familiar with tennis, umm yea do you know those two sisters? what are there names? Sarena and PENIS Williams?" - 831 Crew

8) "I blew up a monkey" - Ryan (SAA)

9) "Yea, we're hot", "Ok, but if your lying and you are ugly I'm goin to punch you in your face and make you even uglier" - 505 girls and Dave

10) "Can you sum up your campain in one work or less?" - Smart ass 831 Crew

11) "Can i help you?", "Umm, yes we are trying to identify two sisters, Serena and PENIS Williams.." , "Well i am one of the heads od Sargents At Arms and....." , "MUAHHHHHH!!!" - Dewey, Some SAA Loser, and Dave

12) "Your 4 foot tall pile of binders finaly paid off!" - Dave congradulationg Kathleen for being Secretary of the Year.

13) "Are you the guys from 831?" - Girls

14) "Besides the late entrances and the wrong notes, that was great!!" - Kathleen commenting on a singer

15) "Webbed feet turn me on.......GRRRRRRRRR" - Some crazy Petafile leaving a message for the girls of 825

16) " Where is your room?", "Umm, Near the elavator" - Dave and some extremely blonde girl

17) "Hello, This is your wake up call" , "Are you that f*cking stupid?!" - Mrs. Wake up call and Dave

18) "One word, Assholes" - Angry 727 Girls

17) "How does he do that?" , "He's a ninja." , "Really?" , "Yea" , "Whoa" - Dave and some dumb 3rd floor girls discussing how Dewey can climb walls.

18) "Assssssessssss!" - Dave

19) "123 pull, 123 pull, 123 pull.....mmm my blanket so comfy " - Delerious Dave

20) "I have a penis" , "I'm sorry" - Delerious Dave and some girl

21) "I got my money on Dave" - Kilmartain betting on which guy from the 831 crew gets the most girls

22) "How fat are you? Like 5000 Pounds? " - Dewey after fat ass Ken broke a chair in 505

23) "I think Ken wants some cake...........I think he likes it" - Dave trying to feed sleeping Ken

24) "ohhh the little baby is sucking his thumb!" - Dave discussing "baby" Mike

25) "Hey how do you feel?" , "I feel good, oh i feel soo good ! UH! " - Anyone talking to anyone else