ElectroLUX DreaM: i've been watching animal
planet for 3 days now
ElectroLUX DreaM: i'm starting to make inaudible
giraffe noises before dinner
ElectroLUX DreaM: and it makes me wet myself
ElectroLUX DreaM: i'm sorry
ElectroLUX DreaM: i just heard
Mink95891: its alright
Mink95891: ill get over
Mink95891: it suc thou cause when i hear our
song i just wanna cry
Mink95891: ive been listing to stayin alive by the
beegees for 5 hours now
ElectroLUX DreaM: which song was it
Mink95891: im thinkin bout getting my voice high
like that
ElectroLUX DreaM: that is heartbreaking
ElectroLUX DreaM: i have a butter camaro
Mink95891: ohh i thought u knew our song
ElectroLUX DreaM: it only gets about 2 miles
down the road
ElectroLUX DreaM: then it melts in the sun
ElectroLUX DreaM: i didn't
ElectroLUX DreaM: i'm sorry
Mink95891: really
ElectroLUX DreaM: did you know about the
arcade?
Mink95891: know
Mink95891: what happened?
ElectroLUX DreaM: well it's like your playstation
ElectroLUX DreaM: but it's in a big box
ElectroLUX DreaM: and you put quarters in it
ElectroLUX DreaM: to recieve electrodes
ElectroLUX DreaM: through the coin return
Mink95891: fuck are serious!!!?? electrodes?!?
Mink95891: i thought those were only in sci fi
movies
ElectroLUX DreaM: dave.
ElectroLUX DreaM: they exist.
ElectroLUX DreaM: it's only a matter of time
before you too will visit these 'arcades'
Mink95891: hmm
ElectroLUX DreaM: beware
Mink95891: yea but there are pry only like 5 in
the world
ElectroLUX DreaM: no, there are more
ElectroLUX DreaM: they are in these boxes
ElectroLUX DreaM: full of pine-sol
ElectroLUX DreaM: and sadness
ElectroLUX DreaM: where is your bike?
Mink95891: right here next to me
Mink95891: sitting on my bed
ElectroLUX DreaM: wait
ElectroLUX DreaM: bike sex
ElectroLUX DreaM: brain damaged molasses
ElectroLUX DreaM: one second
ElectroLUX DreaM: full serve
ElectroLUX DreaM: orange peel.. bike?
ElectroLUX DreaM: why is your bike on your bed?
Mink95891: it needed a nap
Mink95891: he got riden hard the other day
ElectroLUX DreaM: awesome
ElectroLUX DreaM: did you win the amazing
spectacle trophy for prowess?
Mink95891: nahh
Mink95891: i lost to some other kid
Mink95891: i got 2nd
ElectroLUX DreaM: well you are still a winner, no
matter what
ElectroLUX DreaM: reach for the stars
Mink95891: i am
ElectroLUX DreaM: good
ElectroLUX DreaM: i reached for the stars once
Mink95891: in stretchin like a mothafucka
Mink95891: but they are hot when u touch them
ElectroLUX DreaM: i grabbed a fistful of toilet
paper and threw it at a bus
ElectroLUX DreaM: then the bus driver got out
and made me smell his hair
ElectroLUX DreaM: it smelled like vinyl..
ElectroLUX DreaM: .. and old motor oil
Mink95891: shit
ElectroLUX DreaM: so i fucked him and put him
back on the bus
ElectroLUX DreaM: fucking guy.
ElectroLUX DreaM: the nerve!
ElectroLUX DreaM: have you ever tried to get
your bike in bed?
ElectroLUX DreaM: oh wait!
ElectroLUX DreaM: nevermind
Mink95891: duhh
Mink95891: its in bed now
ElectroLUX DreaM: i'm sorry
ElectroLUX DreaM: i just heard
ElectroLUX DreaM: can you get me some oyster
crackers?
ElectroLUX DreaM: my throat is dry
ElectroLUX DreaM: and i need sand
ElectroLUX DreaM: for my ant maze
Mink95891: oh nahh put that shit in ur throat
ElectroLUX DreaM: i cannot
ElectroLUX DreaM: honey nut
ElectroLUX DreaM: orange
ElectroLUX DreaM: sick of tests
ElectroLUX DreaM: where is the beef?
ElectroLUX DreaM: fuck you
ElectroLUX DreaM: i'm sorry
ElectroLUX DreaM: these outbursts.. i have no
idea
Mink95891: fer real kid
ElectroLUX DreaM: i never told you my name
ElectroLUX DreaM: i am sorry
ElectroLUX DreaM: my name is alan greenspan
ElectroLUX DreaM: i am from wyoming
Mink95891: hey buddy i think its ok if we stay
secretive about our names
ElectroLUX DreaM: but your name is dave
ElectroLUX DreaM: so i have to tell you my name
Mink95891: well too late
Mink95891: oh sounds fair
ElectroLUX DreaM: i must go cut interest rates
ElectroLUX DreaM: i will see you someday, i
promise
Mink95891: fer real son ya gotta do that
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