BANGING SHIT

I JUST HAD A...
BANGING SHIT, BANGING SHIT
I JUST HAD A...
BANGING SHIT, BANGING SHIT

DALMATIAN IN SIZE
TOXIC IN SMELL
TOO MUCH FOR THESE GUYS
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL

MY BELT, NOW NO MORE CHAFE
MY TROUSER AREA CLEAR
MY ARSEHOLE LOCKED LIKE A SAFE
AND I NEED A STRONG BEER - COS I JUST ATE A DEER!

IT WAS A...
STINKY SHIT, STINKY SHIT
IT WAS A...
STINKY SHIT, STINKY SHIT

I HAVE SUCCUMB TO RING STING
AND AM REACHING FOR THAT ROLL
WHICH I FORGOT TO BRING
THERE'S SOMETHING HANGING, ITS A TROLL!

DROPPING SLOWLY FROM THE BRIDGE
CREEPING TOWARDS THE MURKY DEPTH
I WISH I HADN'T HAD THAT GIANT SANDWICH
THE DEPTH, TOO SHALLOW IS THE DEPTH!

I REALLY NEED TO FLUSH! FLUSH!
I REALLY NEED TO FLUSH! FLUSH!

BUT AS I DO, I BECOME AWARE
TO THE SPLASHING WATER
LAPPING AT MY ASS, PERSISTENT AS A BEAR
THAT OUGHTA SORT HER!

FOR I JUST HAD A BANGING SHIT
I WILL PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS
FROM THE NEXT PERSON TO DROP ONE IN IT
FOR I CLOGGED THAT BASTARD - DOUBTLESS!
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