An insight into the secret conversations of our esteemed Creators...
Cretin claims Darcy got her drunk and tried to propse to her first. I called her a liar.
*snuffles* Erm.... Well I hate to blab but IT'S TRUE I TELL YOU, ALL TRUE!!! BWAHAHAHA, ahem.... excuse me, I'm terrible sorry.
You lie! You both lie!
Ah. I just spoke to Darcy. You don't lie. I'm sorry. He's changed now, he's a new man...
*coughs* He's shifty that one!
HA HA! I just wrote.... 'as they were escaping bread'. AGH! THE GIANT DEMONIC UNLEAVENED BREAD IS COMING TO GET ME!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
*is eaten by the evil demonic unleaved bread*
He's not shifty. Nor is he a 'gaylord' like Cretin keeps calling him.
Lol gaylord! Lordy, lordy, gaylord!
ME: Hey Darcy?
D: Hmm?
M: You dropped your gay card
D: What?! Where? *looks around*
M: HAHAHAHA! *laughs mercilessly*
*goes and snuggles with Darcy, immensly smug.* :P
You and Cretin are welcome at Pemberly any time, you know... just mention your name to the butler or any of the maids...
Watch out for the gnomes.
*is taken off guard, is suspicious* O...K.... There's something fishy going on here...
?
Very educated / book learned aren't we? We can manage all of a question mark to that statement.
Why are you suspicious then? *is slightly lost, but comfortable in Darcy's arms* :P
It just seems dodgy that we should insult Darcy yet you should welcome us... you're a Creator... we know you're planning something.
You're still my friends, even if you don't like my husband / my husband doesn't like you.
He doesn't like us? *is horrified* But why? [I hear Mrs A cry] <--- LMAO (or I would but Fitzwilliam tells me it's not very Ladylike.)
You're not...very nice to him, now, are you?
But i'm nice to everyone! *pouts* anyway I, I...I BLAME CRETIN ENTIRELY!
You teased him about the gay card--
--that's his fault for hav--
--BUT, let's blame Cretin anyway *is still immensely snug and smug*
Oh stop it! You're being sickening *burns with jealousy*
HA! I KNEW you two were just jealous! You know you'd marry you're god is he asked...
But he doesn't! Why Noggin (LD) why!? Why doesn't he ask??? It's getting ridiculous, Cretin and I are getting like an old married couple.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE No.2:
GOT MILK?
Gremlin
IMPORTANT MESSAGE NO.1:
DRINK MILK!
Gremlin