Status: Creator
Species: Human
Magical attributes: Unknown
Current place of residence: Minion HQ, master bedroom No. 1
Bio: Hello. I am Gremlin. This is my tree. I like milk.
Name: Cretin
Status: Creator
Species: Human
Magical attributes: Unknown
Current place of residence: Minion HQ, master bedroom No.2
Bio: I like shiny things. I love Johnny Depp. I like music.
Name: Lady (Noggin) Darcy
Status: Creator
Species: Human
Magical attributes: Unknown
Current place of residence: Pemberley
Bio: What would Alan do?
Name: Crouton
Status: High Minion
Species: Human
Magical attributes: Fire conjuring
Current place of residence: Minion HQ, High Minion Suite
Bio: I am the high minion.
Name: Flower
Status: Mischievous elf
Species: Elf
Magical attributes: Fairy dust...
Current place of residence: Minion HQ, High Minion Suite, hammock above the dresser
Bio: I am annoying, but endearingly so.
Name: Moolin
Status: Obligatory evil guy
Species: Unknown
Magical attributes: Unknown
Current place of residence: Wherever the Creators sent him...
Bio: Vigilante. He wants to free the minions from the Creators dictorial rule. Unfortunately the minions aren't too keen on being freed...
Name: Leprechaun
Status: Lady Darcy's adoring servant
Species: Gnome
Magical attributes: Entirely unmagical but extremely enthusiastic...
Current place of residence: Wherever Lady Darcy goes, they will follow - whether she likes it or not.
Bio: Overly energectic and far too happy.
Name: Orlando Bloom
Status: god
Species: Humanish
Magical attributes: He is omnipotent
Current place of residence: Seventh heaven
Bio: Gremlin's main god
Name: Johnny Depp
Status: god
Species: Humanish
Magical attributes: He is omnipotent
Current place of residence: Seventh heaven
Bio: Cretin's main god
Name: Alan Rickman
Status: god
Species: Humanish
Magical attributes: He is omnipotent...apparantly.
Current place of residence: Seventh heaven
Bio: Noggin's main god
Name: Mr Darcy
Status: Demi - god
Species: Humanish
Magical attributes: He is omnipotent
Current place of residence: The Darcy Mansion
Bio: Forfeited his full godship when he married Noggin. Resented by Gremlin & Cretin.
