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| The Ultra Acquaintance Weapons |
| In general, each member of the Ultra Acquaintances carries a weapon, some more than others, while some don't cary one at all. They are listed here. Oh yea, Club Bearer uses a club, and it wont be listed here, so nyeh Mono carries an assortment of ass-kicking guns and weaponry of the like, so keep that in mind. |
| Fast Guy's Weapons |
| Space Toaster's Weapons |
| Homeless Man's Weapons |
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| The Fast Whip- capable of traveling at incredibly fast speeds, it can do quite severe damage. Unfortunately, Fast Guy often (a) misplaces it or (b) brakes it by moving it too fast. It is often weilded by Fast Guy saying "Look out for my Fast whip." Apparently this is a catch phrase he wants to develop, but hasn't caught on much. It can give some pretty nasty beatings, but he doesn't use it often. |
| The Britney Spears Blaster- it makes anyone, or anything for that matter, automatically increase to a D cup size. Its not actually a gun by the way, its a type of ammo Space Toaster loads into The Gun. While it struggles with mechanical beings and non-breast bearing creatures, it always works, it just may take some time. |
| The Street Special- a sock filled with marbles can do much more damage then you'd think. He proudly weilds this as the groups second most effective weapon, only being outdone by Club Bearer's club, but screw him. This is Homeless Man's signature weapon. |
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| The Magic Flashlight- has been said to have the ability to work indefinetly by Homeless Man. He recieved it as a gift from Regenero The Indestructible Human Sheild. He also says it hold other vast and wonderous powers, but simply has no clue how to activate them. He is humble though with his array of weapons. |
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| The Gun- Space Toaster weilds his gun, which is one of his defining characteristics. It can shoot anything and everything, and it usually does. Thats the problem too. It creates many dilemas in this aspect, seeing as though Space Toaster can't control what it does shoot. It does come in handy though. |
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| The Inflatable Raft Gun- This is another type of ammo for The Gun, this one shoots inflatable rafts. It may have some use... but only time will tell... or it won't. |
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