| THE MASSHOLES |
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| BOOM DUDE Boom Dude is a failed genetic clone attempted by Smartass. Boom Dude posseses the same abilities as Foom Man, super ignorance and the the Foom power- substituted with a Boom instead of a Foom. Once he speaks the word Boom, he releases a two megaton blast of pure force. He and Foom Man however are not affected by this power in anyway. So they basically can't harm one another. Read Foom Man's Bio for more info. |
| ASSHOLE Asshole can unleash any objects kinetic energy in a form of an explosion. He prefers to throw dog feces which quickly lead to him acquiring the nickname "asshole" in super villan high school. To explain his tactics: he hurls dog feces at his opponents, and the crap explodes as it hits them. Not to effective, but annoying. He joined the Massholes after graduating super villan high school. He realized fighting the worst super hero legion in history would be easy and a quick paycheck. |
| CHEESUS Taylor Johnston is an escaped mental patient who believes he is the ancient god of cheese: Cheesus (pronounced Cheese-us). He carries with him two cans of Aero-Cheese, canned cheese. He sprays the cheese at his opponents in a method similar to Spiderman. Though the cheese can only travel several inches, it can be quite effective in some situations. Wait... no it can't. |
| TAXMAN Not only does he lead the IRS, but he has sworn to destroy the Homeless Man legacy. He is ranked near the top in the Masshole Squadron, featuring the abilities to summon vast amounts of agents from the IRS and more. |
| Alas, all those whom are gifted powers and genetic flaws portrayed as super human abilities can't be good guys! These here are the sworn enemies of the Ultra Acquaintances: The Massholes. They don't fight on their own most of the time, but act as an alliance of evil that plots against the Ultra Acquaintances from time to time. |
| DARK SPACE TOASTER Dark Space Toaster is very similar to Space Toaster. In fact, the only key difference between the two is the Dark God Of Space christened Dark Space Toaster. |
| SMARTASS Truly a devious ass, this man simply has one major genetic flaw: he was born with his brain in his ass. He is also super intelligent, and has always been jealous of other super heroes for their better abilities. He is the cause of Foom Man's incredible ingrnorance, and the existence of Boom Dude. He is also the ring leader of the Massholes, and has no explanation for why he does not try to kill his teammates. |
| George Bush, aka Super El Retardo Presidente, poses as a Spanish wrestler. He wears spandex, and knows many devastating wrestling moves. He also can summon Dick Cheney in a tootoo from time to time, who simply dies . He uses Cheney as a sheild often too. |
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| SUPER El RETARDO PRESIDENTE |
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