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| Space Toaster |
| Meet Sam Toastera. No, seriously, do it. Fine, don't. Sam was a normal human worm-baby until one day he punched a school bully across an entire room with very little effort. His parents took notice of this, and he was enrolled into Super Hero High. Before he attended the school, he had a dream where he encountered the great God of Space. The God of Space told him he was to be a great super hero. Sam was kind of nervous, and commented the God resembled a toaster. The God was humbled by this, and dubbed Sam as none other than SPAAAACE TOASTER! The next year he attended Super Hero High where he schooled with fellow future Ultra Acquaintances Foom Man and Fast Guy. |
| At the school Space Toaster took courses in gadgetry/weapons detail, tech, and enhanced physical abilities. He developed his abilities well, and ended up valedictorian, even though his senior project earned him a 43%. After he graduated, he soon met up with none other than Dark Space Toaster, his perfectly matched arch nemesis with a dandruf problem. Each of them have battled to this day to destroy one another. Why you ask? Because one is a good guy and the other one is an evil guy, dumbass. Space Toaster soon joined Homeless Man to begin what would soon become the Ultra Acquaintances. They enlisted help from Mono, whom they met as he was yelling at ducks for mooching of the public. The three decided to defend a town not to far away, known as Crackton, New Jersey. The town was fine, accept for the fact a gate to the eighth level of hell was located in its sewage system. A nobody from Super Hero High named Club Bearer tagged along, without the groups consent and bothers them to this day. The UAs began to fight evil, but ran into problems with the legion of evil they faced, The Massholes. The Massholes were assembled from Mono and Space Toaster's arch villains El Super Retardo Presidente and Dark Space Toaster. The group also included Smartass, a man born with his brain in his ass, and Boom Dude, a strange man who was oddly familiar. The UAs needed some numbers, and found two old friends wreaking havok streets over, known as Fast Guy and Foom Man. From then on, the Ultra Acquaintances have attempted to thwart evil and all its crunchiness. Now, back to Space Toaster: |
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| * Can raise the temperatures of his hands to the point where they emit fire * Has the strength of five men * Is extremely agile and relatively fast * Can fall from great highs and sustain minimal injury, but attain massive headaches * Can turn into Super Space Toaster in times of great need. * Likes toast |
| * The Gun. It shoots ammo ST has which can range from waffles to trampolines, and is always random when shot. * The Ultra Jet and Ultra Fortress, which ST won in a poker game against Ultra Man. * Various other devices he has created |
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