| Foom Man Continues... |
| So, after realizing one power he had, Foom Man quickly left the hospital in hopes of doing more good. He returned to Super Hero Academy and befriended other losers like himself. His closest friend was Fast Guy, whom was sent from his planet to a Utopian Society in a rocketship as a child, but instead his ship got hit by a meteor and was stuck on the piece of shit planet Earth. Fast Guy then began work at a local fast food place, known as "Burger Monarch." Eventually the Burger Monarch took notice of him, and awarded him with ultra fast powers. Fast Guy can run at incredibly high speeds and even travel back through time ten seconds backwards, but it takes him ten seconds to get up to speed. Alas though, he needs one minute rest for every second he runs fast, and can only run ten seconds. Therefore if he tried to go back through time, he'd wake up nine minutes and fifty seconds after he got up to speed. Got it? The two attempted to lead a life of crime fighting but once they realized it had little pay and required too much effort, Fast Guy tricked Foom Man into a life or crime which was much more rewarding. They had a system where Fast Guy would run at top speed stealing purses and then collapse after ten seconds to sleep. Then Foom Man would catch up to him and cover his tracks by FOOOMing anyone who got in the way. He would then pick up Fast Guy and bring him back to their hideout: the local fast food joint. The odd thing about their system was that Fast Guy insisted he do it in the nude, which he always did... Eventually their friends, Space Toaster, Homeless Man, Mono the Psychic Guerilla, and to a lesser degree Club Bearer, convinced them to join the Ultra Acquaintances, a superhero group. They joined in hopes of becoming the best superhero batalion ever. Their fortress of squalitude is located at the frier at Fast Guy's work place, yet again the Burger Monarch. Their method of transportation is by shoving everyone into Homeless Man's shoping cart and having them hold onto a rope (as to not get lost in its ever excessive volume), and have either Fast Guy push it or Foom Man aim his hands upwards and yell FOOOOOOOOM, sending them the opposite direction he is aiming. They also use Space Toaster's jet, which he won in a poker game against Ultra Man. Foom Man rarely realizes his newer abilities, and usually get knocked out when he learns a new one. In a fight against Boom Dude, Foom Man realized he could fly from heights of only fifty to sixty feet. This means he cannot start off on the ground, as most heroes can. He must start flying at a height of fifty to sixty feet... no more, no less. If he goes higher or lower than this, he stalls and plumets back downwards. This is basically all he remembers permanently besides the power of FOOM. As his memory returns one can only guess what he can accomplish. Foom Man has always done what he thought was for the good of mankind, and tries to stop evil in anyway he can possibly. He isn't the groups smartest or most dependable member, but is one of the most powerful and willing to fight crime. He has vowed to stop evil in any form, and tries as hard as possible to stop any threat to mankind. |
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