Man, them Tonies are some liars. Dont believe the hype... woke up this morning and the street was wet, my grass was wet, my car was 100 million times more filthy than before. So I'm glad I didnt wash it, or else I'd be heated right about now.
And It Dont Stop...
Well the folks are still crawling outta the woodworks. Its too bad I made a pact with myself not to name any names on this thing, because it would be hilarious to make a list of all the wretched negroes that have made their way back to me in the past week. I dont know what it is, but I guess they go through their own personal EX-FILES and see who they haven't stalked or harrassed in a few months. I guess every so many months its my turn. I need to make an ex-file of my own. Maybe if I get the drop on them and start stalking them first they'll leave me alone.
And Now, Introducing...
The damn RAINBOW Nation. Now I'm not saying this to be rude, but I am giving off some kinda Gay Woman vibe... and its freaking me out. I swear I'm 100% heterosexual... strictly dickly.... all that. But there are some relentless women of the rainbow that are trying to convince me otherwise. I dont understand when it went out of style to be hetero. I have gay homies, gay co-workers, all that. But I'm not into chicks. I need to find out what it is about my style or the way I look that is drawing these women towards me. And actually, it isnt just them. I've had about 5 men ask me if I'm bisexual... the most recent incident was yesterday, so that now makes 6. So now I am concerned about my Hetero Identity. I know most dudes think its cute for a chick to be Bi nowdays. But man, I've never been the one to go with the flow... and I damn sure aint gonna start now. I wish I knew what the hell was going on around here. I need to go back to 1994. Music was better, life was easier... I was uglier and nerdier, broke, and still in Jr. High School at crap ass LACES (Booo), but thats an okay trade off compared to having my womanhood challenged on a level I never imagined possible. Be afraid, people. Be very, very afraid.
And you thought I forgot...
Complaint of the Day...
Brought to you by the letters A, D, F, and S
People make it too hard for me to quit cussing. I've been on this no cussing thing, and I've been failing daily. I cant even type here w/o cussing. Why? Because of life. Something always happens to piss me off. I made it all the way home yesterday, all singing no cussing. Then I pulled up in front of my house and hit the curb (gettin on my nerves... banked my daytons on the curb... Mack 10) but anyway, I let out a great big D word. To the top of my lungs too. Then I felt really bad. So I need some prayer. Holla if you're gonna pray for me.
Well I need to get back to work, its about 6:42. So I'll be back later.
